OSU Jake Stoneburner Suspended

[Hawkeye27]

TE Jack Stoneburner for Ohio State University has been suspended indefinitely for a misdemeanor charge of urinating in public. I wonder how long he will actually be suspended for? Can you end up on the sex offender list for something that trivial, like indecent exposure or something? I know it won't go that far, but still, keep that snake in the pit.

Ohio State TE Jake Stoneburner, T Jack Mewhort Suspended Indefinitely After Arrests - SB Nation Cleveland

 

[hogeye]

I don't know if any states put you on the registry for this. I'd say most do not. You're usually looking at incest, rape, sexual abuse, possession of child porn and things of that nature to land you there.

 

[Hawkeye27]

That is what I assumed as well. I just know sometimes people get included on those lists that shouldn't be there. For instance, the consensual relationship of a 17 and 18 year old. I saw a story about how a girls mom was so ****** off she called the police, had him put on the list to scare him, and she went to go take it off, and it was too late. He is forever scarred as a sex offender. If they're really going to charge kids with that stuff, put them in a different category.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

I think they can if minors were a witness.... Justice system is far from perfect

 

[Hawkeye27]

I think they can if minors were a witness.... Justice system is far from perfect

You can say that again, that is pretty ridiculous!

 

[iahawks912]

The tackle that was suspended with him is projected as their starting left tackle.

I'm assuming they will be suspended the cupcake opener and that will be it. No real damage will be dealt to the team.

 

[vegashawki]

912 is correct, shortly then after both will be made captains of the team.

 

[Hawkeye27]

Ya, that makes the most sense. I don't think they would be suspended for any meaningful game either.

 

[hawkfan1319]

It's something like if you pee in public within 500 feet of children you can be put on the sex offenders list.

 

[Hawkeye27]

It's something like if you pee in public within 500 feet of children you can be put on the sex offenders list.

Whoa!! That is some scary stuff. I might just start going in my pants... Or before I leave a place with a restroom.

 

[vegashawki]

What happens if you keep your genitals covered and you poop in public?

 

[Hawkeye27]

What happens if you keep your genitals covered and you poop in public?

That might be the question of the century lol

 

[Section136]

What happens if you keep your genitals covered and you poop in public?

This made me laffy.


How do you wipe if your balls are covered with your hands?

 

[vegashawki]

Some of us are unfortunate enough that only one hand is needed to cover entire genital area leaving one available to wipe.

 

[H8IAST8]

At student’s request, Iowa City adjusts law on public urination | TheGazette

 

[Billso]

TE Jack Stoneburner for Ohio State University has been suspended indefinitely for a misdemeanor charge of urinating in public.

Any relation to Dane Sanzenbacher? What's with OSU and weird names anyway?

 

[Hawkeye27]

At student�s request, Iowa City adjusts law on public urination | TheGazette

nice article. I am glad Iowa city differentiates these charges. That really could kill employment opportunities.

 

[Hawkeye27]

Any relation to Dane Sanzenbacher? What's with OSU and weird names anyway?

Their recruiting game plan is whoever has the strangest last name must be the better player.

 

[Billso]

You can't even burn stone. Everyone knows that. Except in a volcano.

 

[GhostofBTT]

Public urination is by far the most common crime I committed in IC