OK we need an official nickname for Dan Dakich

Hawkcrush

Well-Known Member
I purpose Dan Dickitch or Dan Jockitch. I think we just need to show some solidarity here. If we could agree on Jockitch the student section could put his face on a can of tough actin tinakcin -- that would be sweet. Help me make an official name. This is a huge opportunity here to start a new Meme for every time DD shows up to do a game. Help teach a lesson to a huge mouth piece.
 
I think if we could turn up any of his elementary school classmates, they could confirm it has been Jockitch for at least 30 years. Why reinvent the wheel?
 
I purpose Dan Dickitch or Dan Jockitch. I think we just need to show some solidarity here. If we could agree on Jockitch the student section could put his face on a can of tough actin tinakcin -- that would be sweet. Help me make an official name. This is a huge opportunity here to start a new Meme for every time DD shows up to do a game. Help teach a lesson to a huge mouth piece.

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I purpose Dan Dickitch or Dan Jockitch. I think we just need to show some solidarity here. If we could agree on Jockitch the student section could put his face on a can of tough actin tinakcin -- that would be sweet. Help me make an official name. This is a huge opportunity here to start a new Meme for every time DD shows up to do a game. Help teach a lesson to a huge mouth piece.

To paraphrase Monty Python's Flying Circus, "I can't think of anything worse to call him than Dan Dakich!"
 
How bout a sign with his picture that says "The real gutless coward spouts his mouth off from the safety of the ESPN desk on the sideline." After all, you didn't see Dakich try to interview Woody face to face and ask him bout the situation did you? Since that is what Dakich was essentially pointing out about Woodbury's actions/character?
 
Turning the other cheek in action! "It doesn't count if the other guy REALLY made you mad!"

I aint mad Bro! Any publicity is good pub--right? Why waist an opportunity. I do think his comments about a 21-22 year old on a national stage were pretty irresponsible though. Look I'm not a big Woody fan-but he is a college player without a soap box to defend himself and DD pretty much called out a defenseless 21-22 year old kid on national T.V. not only that he keeps running his mouth about it, so you would have to admit he deserves what he gets. And as far as stooping to his level-- I think I can go lower. Also about the fact that Dan Jockitch was not original--show me where you've seen it before--and if it is already out there it is just more proof that it is in fact the best nickname.

I can here it now as he comes out in CHA--Jockitch-Jockitch-Jockitch and so on. That right there would complete my life's work from message board to CHA--I would be a hero in some countries and be hunted with only my cunning.
 
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