!*****Official 'Return Of The Suspended Players' ;-) ;-) Game Thread*****!

[ATLHawkeye]

It's depressing watching all the highlights from all the other games. We literally have no highlights! This game is gonna set recruiting back a lot unless the offense puts something together in 2nd half.

I take it back... They just showed the Iowa Wave as our highlight! LOL

Sad, but LOL

 

[hawkinn3]

Hopefully they see the clown D is daring us to throw a seam route

 

[proudhawkfan21]

I have no words. I cant for the life of me understand what we have been doing in the preseason to come out looking like this. Team speed is non-existent or non-functioning at best. Embarrassing. Embarrassing.

 

[1hawkifan]

Have our receivers caught a pass this season?

 

[tksirius]

I meant the over/under total points being scored

oh, 46.5
I guess Vegas doesn't know what they're doing lol

 

[ATLHawkeye]

Mowing my lawn this afternoon was much more enjoyable than watching the 1st half. And it was hot as shit!

 

[Ben Rumson]

Where does the Iowa passing game go moving forward?

I don't think you can remove it altogether. Hold that thought...we did that already. Yeap I don't know!

 

[hawkinn3]

73 total yards....wow

 

[mrolympia]

what is less painful?

or the Iowa offense?

tough choice

 

[judzeehawk]

I got a big bucket of ice so I'm ready for the second half crap show to commence. Maybe the drunker I get the better it'll be.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Well ladies and gentlemen, and all of you other people, I must depart for the evening.

Might I recommend Vodka and Xanax for the 2nd Half? Or, perhaps, a shit ton of weed?

Au Revoir

Ever the Old World Gentleman.....

 

[ATLHawkeye]

Is it wrong that I'm glad we're starting on defense this helf?

 

[Marinehawk]

Well ladies and gentlemen, and all of you other people, I must depart for the evening.

Might I recommend Vodka and Xanax for the 2nd Half? Or, perhaps, a shit ton of weed?

Au Revoir

Wish I could speak Croatian.

 

[trj]

Holly Sonders looking like she is ready to go to the club.

 

[Ben Rumson]

Ok guys. Got get back to the game as I don't want to miss anything!

 

[hawkinn3]

Imagine if the ISU or our QB wasn’t garbage?

 

[tksirius]

If Phil Parker was on the same level as BF, we'd be down 24-3 right now.

 

[thedukeofearl]

Hawk D is fired up and ready to take over this shit show

 

[trj]

Imagine if the ISU or our QB wasn’t garbage?

Iowa should be up 14-3.

 

[tweeterhawk]

Holly Sonders is hot enough to be doing Latin American futbol. Doesn’t matter if she knows nothing about teh game. Those jeans will take her far.