!*****Official 'Is Iowa Faster Than A Bunch Of Turtles?' Game Thread*****!

[tksirius]

Opponent: Merryland Turtles
Location: Xfinity Center; (cap: 17,950) College Park, Merryland
Time: 7:01pm CST
Television: Fox Sports1 (FS1)
Announcers: Tim Brando (PxP), Stephen Bardo (analyst), Julie Baerdo (sideline chick & huge Nicholas Baer fan)
Satellite Radio: Sirius 81, XM 81

Game Notes: http://hawkeyesports.com/documents/2018/1/5//IOWA_MD.pdf
Live Stats: http://www.umterps.com/liveStats/v2/basketball/index.dbml?GAME_STAT_ID=3158577&db_oem_id=29700

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I wonder if they're practicing

 

[Robowe]

So, you're telling me there's a chance?

 

[1hawkeye1]

I would say Iowa is roughly the equivalent of turtle speed.

 

[1hawkeye1]

So, you're telling me there's a chance?

Jeebus... I know it's accurate, but to see the words "Iowa is awful" just hurts.

 

[ssckelley]

The poll question should have been if we'd lose by more than 15.

 

[tksirius]

Caption this photo?

 

[1hawkeye1]

Caption this photo?

"So were you serious with that video you made, "Building a Championship Defense"?

 

[Doublewide]

Franny: Tim have you tried my Franwhich from Applebee's?

Tim: No.

Franny: Me neither

 

[EstronHawkKing]

have a bad feeling we get totally blown out......

 

[NEIChawk]

So, you're telling me there's a chance?

I know where you live Gregory.....

 

[NEIChawk]

have a bad feeling we get totally blown out......

Great movie by the way

 

[EstronHawkKing]

Great movie by the way

I put it in my top 10 fav movies of all time. Did you know they are making another Halloween set for October 2018 release? John Carpenter is the Producer and is doing the music. Jamie Lee Curtis is in and Nick Castle who played The Shape in Halloween 1 is going to reprise his role as well. Sounds like they are ignoring all Halloween movies including Halloween 2, so it will be interesting to see how this plays out.

 

[NEIChawk]

Caption this photo?

Timmy-"Hot seat Fran? Like your face?"

Fran - "yeah, I know right?"

 

[EstronHawkKing]

Dear Hawks, tonight play some.......

 

[Robowe]

Michigan State - Ohio State on CBS if interested. 11-8 Spartans early.

 

[Robowe]

Ohio State leads Michigan State 41-29 at half.

 

[PCHawk]

Watching this game, there is one thing that comes to mind. When the other team is in fire, there's nothing you can do.

 

[Stanzi]

I would have titled this game thread "Soon to be 0-5 in conference".

 

[Robowe]

 

[thedukeofearl]

As long as we don't lose by 16 like the formerly number one Spartans did today at Columbus.....

They were humiliated. Hawks played Ohio State better.....

Especially the first 5 minutes of the second half.....

We certainly need to play more than 5 minutes of competitive ball.....