****official Iowa "vs" Michigan blowout/game thread******

[DTF]

Burning the TO's early, Kurt? Maybe he's got something up his sleeve...

 

[bcl20]

Time out. It's going to take them longer to score. Suck it *******.

 

[seepig]

Why woulod you WASTE a TO knowing that the other team is going to score 1 or 2 plays later because they are kicking our DL's butts.?

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I figured out wy the Hawks ALWAYS run a slow, predictable offense, so Dolph can follow them and call the game correctly. Listening to him on the radio trying to call Michigans offense is brutal. He makes Zabel sound good!

And you can't leave the room during basketball season, if you're stuck listening or you won't know the score til halftime...

 

[skinnykilmer17]

I figured out wy the Hawks ALWAYS run a slow, predictable offense, so Dolph can follow them and call the game correctly. Listening to him on the radio trying to call Michigans offense is brutal. He makes Zabel sound good!

This is VERY funny and VERY true! Z was brutal. It was comical. Dolph is just irritating.

 

[seepig]

This is a joke. Dear Gary Barta,

ARE YOU WATCHING THE GAME!?

 

[Scorpio79]

mmm...double-barrel whiskey sirloin @ Applebeeee's!
See y'all later, headin' out.

 

[allup86]

Don't worry guys, we'll still have at least 1 timeout left at the half.

 

[burky247]

People are always complaining when Ferentz takes timeouts into the locker room.

Ferentz just gave the big middle finger to all of ya.

 

[seepig]

This is VERY funny and VERY true! Z was brutal. It was comical. Dolph is just irritating.

That's why Zabel was so much more entertaining. You could NEVER tell where the ball was when Zabel was calling a game.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I ordering a Tour de France bike...so sweet...

 

[HawkeyeShane]

This is it people. We have passed AIRBHG onto the Wolverines!!
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Must've been some sorta weird "Mario Karts" thing when that cloud wants to zap you with lightning unless you bump someone from the other team???

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Did they just say something about a cornhole challenge?

 

[Scorpio79]

Let the bloodbath commence. Hail to teh victorz.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Meatchicken TD. First of many today...

 

[1hawkeye1]

We are officially losing!

 

[ihawkeye]

Like a hot knife thru butter.

 

[skinnykilmer17]

We have very slight LB's, especially in the middle.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Good job Iowa...made them use a lot of clock! This will help keep the score close if they can keep it up!

 

[GhostofBTT]

y dis game so boring? How many time outs, injuries, and reviews does the first 6 minutes of action need?