****official Iowa "vs" Michigan blowout/game thread******

[atomicblue224]

Wow, Michigan coach Chris Christie is kind of a dick.

Wait .... I thought you meant a woman!

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Chris: Hey Paul!?!? Do you remember when Iowa almost held Michigan to a fieldgoal???
Paul: Yes, yes I do, Chris...but then they went for it and got the touchdown because of Iowa's poor defence...
Chris: Yeah...that was awesome...

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

5 and a 2/3rds quarters left and then Iowa football will be put out of their misery. At this point, pull all the seniors. They aren't the future.

 

[MeatMan]

And we still won't see Ruddock. Sigh...

that's the strange part

 

[tm3308]

Michigan is 8-10 on third down today. They're 2-2 with a pair of touchdowns on 4th down attempts.

 

[seepig]

Even in his first seasons the D had some **** and vinegar in it....you know some backbone.

 

[scullydirt]

Colin Sleeper would be a pretty good high school player.

 

[1hawkeye1]

CJ for 3 yds
Weismann for 3 yds
CJ for 3 yds

Greg Davis, "DAMN! 3x3 still equals 9!"
Punt

 

[zhawk21]

Over/Under 0.5 Michigan Punts the ball. I'll take the Under.

 

[blubberhawk]

Fire the clown of a DC that never should have been hired in first place.

Fire Kirk Ferentz. 100% on him. Someone has to be accountable for this cluster****.
More JVB, coming right up.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Sorry ESPN, we tried to tell you.

 

[Stanzi]

The only way Davis and Parker leave is if Ferentz leaves. Our only hope at this point is for Ferentz to resign.

 

[MeatMan]

3 and 6, time for 3 yd pass.

 

[eveningnewsteam]

Down 4 tds and grinding it out on the ground with Weisman

 

[GhostofBTT]

I don't know how anyone can watch this team and this coaching staff and be ok with what we are paying them. I'm setting up a site taking donations to get us out of the $20M hole thanks to Barta. www.fireferentz.com.

STFU

 

[Stanzi]

CJ for 3 yds
Weismann for 3 yds
CJ for 3 yds

Greg Davis, "DAMN! 3x3 still equals 9!"
Punt

Hahahahahahaha, we didn't even get 9 yards. Great play on third down there. This is a ******* joke.

 

[TwinCitiesHawk]

Alright, only a 25 point game, this is where the Iowa offense comes alive!

Add in a few pick sixes, and we're good.

Starting next drive.

 

[DTF]

Over/Under 0.5 Michigan Punts the ball. I'll take the Under.

Hey, we don't know which bum of a qb Michigan will be playing in the 4th quarter due to the score being so high.

 

[MeatMan]

3 and 6, time for 3 yd pass.

sorry, if caught would have been 0 yards.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Even our supposed highly rated punter is rancid...