Official hawkeyenation agreement

[franstheman]

To never use the name AIRBHG on this site again and only refer to the demon as "he who shall not be named" ala Harry Potter style. If we ignore him he may dissappear. who's with me?

 

[wuppup]

AIRBHG...Airbhg...AIRBHG...Oh crap

 

[bighawkeyedaddy]

I prefer "He Who Walks Behind the Rows"

 

[franstheman]

Thanks wuppup. Just saw on KCRG Garmon Rogers and Malloy all hit by a demon riding his moped downtown.

 

[franstheman]

If i were kirk i would just say no contact for the RB's the rest of camp. And no tackling them below the waist.

 

[superfan12]

If i were kirk i would just say no contact for the RB's the rest of camp. And no tackling them below the waist.

But then the RB's will all get hurt in the game. Not a good idea.

 

[franstheman]

Why would they then get hurt in the game automatically?

 

[superfan12]

Why would they then get hurt in the game automatically?

If they haven't gotten touched all camp, you really think that's conditioning their body to take hits?

 

[theboat]

That didn't work with Voldemort.


What we need to do is recruit a nerdy RB with glasses that isn't afraid to stand up to AIRBHG.

 

[ihawkeye]

Is there away to reinforce and acl or mcl before this happens without a knee brace? Maybe sew two together or something. Or some type of man made material.

 

[Other]

Is there away to reinforce and acl or mcl before this happens without a knee brace? Maybe sew two together or something. Or some type of man made material.

Maybe we could steal players from other programs cut out their ACLs and then sew them into our players knees?

 

[vegashawki]

Once they sign LOI we get them on campus and perform knee replacement surgeries on both knees, giving them time to heal and knees will be titanium.

 

[Other]

Once they sign LOI we get them on campus and perform knee replacement surgeries on both knees, giving them time to heal and knees will be titanium.

Just for no reason here is the 6 million dollar man and bigfoot.

 

[theboat]

Is there away to reinforce and acl or mcl before this happens without a knee brace? Maybe sew two together or something. Or some type of man made material.

I know a good plastics guy.

 

[Hawkguy712]

we need a young priest and an old priest

 

[aeischeid]

Just for no reason here is the 6 million dollar man and bigfoot.

 

[papathawki]

we need a young priest and an old priest

Hey, That is funny!!

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Just for no reason here is the 6 million dollar man and bigfoot.

Hmm...why does Mr. Foot look like a cross between Chewbacca and Andre The Giant???

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I was going to mock AIRBHG when I got to this thread and the second I started typing it, my finger immediately began to hurt...I aborted the attempt and my finger instantly felt better...coincidence???

 

[1hawkeye1]

I like someone's idea on this forum (sorry I don't remember who) to completely remove the position of RB from the Hawkeye roster. Rename them HB, BallCarrier, Athlete, etc.
Will Kurnt go for this? Ahhhhh........yeah.