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I found this in a word doc on my computer. don't know where it came from


It was not without little hesitation that I sized the bottle therewith and turned it upright in such a manner and way that it might most quickly empty its liquid contents down into my throat. While doing so I glimsed tobacco juice dripping from the man's beard not unlike saliva from a bear. I shall drink heartely and thus quench my ravenous thirst, said I.



Soon the players processed on to the gridiron and began to traverse hither and yon with great haste giving chase to the oblong pigskin. The players from the Iowa squad where a fair bunch of fellows doning the most ostentatious black and gold suits.
 
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