SamBrownlee48
Well-Known Member
you might be a ferrets if even the greatest play in your career is a textbook example of poor lock management and two minute offense execution.
You might be a ferrets if the penalty your team gets called for most often is delay of game.
You might be a ferrets if the idea of not retaining the head man for the 114-ranked offense never occurred to you until your son googles for rumors to prep for a presser where your message is "We sucked, and there are no excuses. But if there were, this would be them (rattles off youth, injuries, program changes). We need to execute better, but football is a game of chance. I am willing to do whatever it takes to win, but I am not going to make any changes, just do what I am already getting paid four bazillion dollars to do, which is what I have done in the past. Eventually, if we execute better, and don't get injured, and get better depth (but we don't need more speed), we will get lucky again because that's football. The good news is that there was this one time where I had a crappy season and a couple seasons later I was awesome. We are recruiting hard to get the leftovers in Big Ten states. We've pretty much given up in Fla, but we like to pretend we are recruiting in Texas. To that end the guy who recruited some of the best Texas recruits in history will not be recruiting in Texas much. We need to keep him close to home so he can teach the players how to really turn hard and get across the field. The offense will stay the same, since because we can't run a spread offense with the personnel we have, it follows that our best option is to call plays like we owe a fiduciary duty not to gain over 20 yards."
You might be a ferrets if the penalty your team gets called for most often is delay of game.
You might be a ferrets if the idea of not retaining the head man for the 114-ranked offense never occurred to you until your son googles for rumors to prep for a presser where your message is "We sucked, and there are no excuses. But if there were, this would be them (rattles off youth, injuries, program changes). We need to execute better, but football is a game of chance. I am willing to do whatever it takes to win, but I am not going to make any changes, just do what I am already getting paid four bazillion dollars to do, which is what I have done in the past. Eventually, if we execute better, and don't get injured, and get better depth (but we don't need more speed), we will get lucky again because that's football. The good news is that there was this one time where I had a crappy season and a couple seasons later I was awesome. We are recruiting hard to get the leftovers in Big Ten states. We've pretty much given up in Fla, but we like to pretend we are recruiting in Texas. To that end the guy who recruited some of the best Texas recruits in history will not be recruiting in Texas much. We need to keep him close to home so he can teach the players how to really turn hard and get across the field. The offense will stay the same, since because we can't run a spread offense with the personnel we have, it follows that our best option is to call plays like we owe a fiduciary duty not to gain over 20 yards."
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