Noah Fant Has a Question for You

[RobHowe]

 

[EstronHawkKing]

Yesterday I went to Hy Vee, CVS and the Dollar Store, all had no TP or hand sanitizer. Hy-Vee said the next shipment would be Thursday.


https://urbansurvivalsite.com/ways-to-wipe-your-butt-when-the-toilet-paper-is-gone/

 

[SmokeTownHawk]

 

[chucktownhawk]

The sub-culture has taken over. Hoarding everything

 

[Denverhawk1]

Imma let y’all in on what is probably a well known secret. Hardware stores sell toilet paper. Sometimes office supply stores do too. And don’t forget the organic type grocery stores for their recycled made from plastic bottle stuff.

or buy baby wipes. Keep that ass fresh and clean like OutKast.

 

[morley10]

Yesterday I went to Hy Vee, CVS and the Dollar Store, all had no TP or hand sanitizer. Hy-Vee said the next shipment would be Thursday.


https://urbansurvivalsite.com/ways-to-wipe-your-butt-when-the-toilet-paper-is-gone/

You should have done a Wimpy “ I will gladly pay you Thursday for some TP today.

 

[1hawkeye1]

I've instituted a hard and fast new directive at home. #2 may only be done at work!

Wifey, no likey.

 

[#1DieHardHawk]

 

[99topdawg]

And if you can't find a corn cob, use a Cornhusker.

 

[glnhawk]

I had a cousin who joined the Peace Corps after college They sent him somewhere in Africa where they didn't have toilet paper. He said they wiped with one hand and ate with the other.

 

[HuckFinn]

I had a cousin who joined the Peace Corps after college They sent him somewhere in Africa where they didn't have toilet paper. He said they wiped with one hand and ate with the other.

I could have had a better day if I had not read this post. Thanks a lot.

 

[chucktownhawk]

And if you can't find a corn cob, use a Cornhusker.

99, I think we've used and abused Cornhuskers, just sayin

 

[SteveGarvey1]

I had a cousin who joined the Peace Corps after college They sent him somewhere in Africa where they didn't have toilet paper. He said they wiped with one hand and ate with the other.

There were no leaves available of any kind?

 

[SmokeTownHawk]

Remember cloth diapers? Reusable. Shop rags. Same difference. Just need a diaper pail.

 

[JBStandefer]

Two words: bidet

 

[RobHowe]

 

[trj]

Two words: bidet

I seriously thought about getting one I was looking on Amazon the other day checking out prices. Even an idiot like me can install one. I’m gonna need shit(no pun intended) to do these next few weeks anyway.

 

[westender]

but but but we might be quarantined for 5 years. These are the same dumba's that flock to the store before we get a few inches of snow. Like it is 1830 or something.

 

[westender]

teepee home stock levels is the new status symbol.

 

[SmokeTownHawk]

I remember my dad had the tp literally stacked to the ceiling in our bathroom on the farm. And it was the good stuff, Charmin, not the Dollar General cheap stuff.