New Rule: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever do this

[Joshbrown]

Dear Barta:

We, the awesome Hawkeye fans, who may or may not be living in the land of fair weather, demand that you remove one type of school from our schedule forever. It is known as the directional school. It is Kryptonite to the Univ of Iowa. I offer the following as proof.

Western Michigan = 2 losses

Central Michigan = 1 loss

Northern Illinois = 1 loss

NDSU = 1 loss

UNI = two blocked kicks from a heart attack

Knowing that you want us to live, and not die from a heart attack, or be killed by a message board stalker. We serve you with this cease and desist order issued by the Supreme Court of the awesome USA on this day: 9-20-2016.

Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[FranklinHawk]

You're right, you should never do that. If you want any shot at a response you need to address him as Gary and make it more personable!

 

[Joshbrown]

You're right, you should never do that. If you want any shot at a response you need to address him as Gary and make it more personable!

Looks like it's just you and me Franklin. HawkeyeGold got my other thread put in the woodchipper. RIP. BTW, I appreciate a secretaries viewpoint on how to communicate with your boss.

 

[jldhawk]

Dear Joshbrown,

I need these teams to reach our annual 7-5 record. It takes a lot of work to get to 5 losses and every little bit helps. I have tied this contract of Kirks to my employment so by doing so, we must take every step to ensure we only get to 7 wins each year.

Signed,

Gary Barta
Soon to Ex AD
Univ of Wyom err.. NDSU..eerrrr Iowa.