NEED WITTY IDEAS FOR NEBRASKA/IOWA BOWL SLOGAN

[ArvadaHawk]

Make Iowa vs Nebraska Great Again Bowl

MINGAB!

 

[DDThompson]

The Media Ogre Bowl (say it fast)
presented by Steven M. Sipple
powered by Schottenkirk Waukee Chevrolet
volumed by 1460 kXnO

 

[BlackNGold1982]

The Outhouse Bowl, brought to you by Waste Management .

 

[The Big LeHAWKski]

Iowa vs Nebraska
Where the cornfed masses get to see who wins,
The Giant Douche...or The Turd Sandwich.

 

[NEIChawk]

The Coach Riley Farewell Tour......or

Can't Kirk, "I've gotta plan Tour"......

Either one sucks a$$.......

But I want the T shirt damn it.....

 

[NCHawker]

I am going to the game Friday and I'm just going to make the best of it. It will be 70 degrees and a Hawkeye Huddle party at the Embassy Suites Downtown Lincoln. I am considering this my Bowl game. So my sister and I want to make a sign. Any clever Ideas? Example: Nebraska/Iowa Sun Bowl 2017 but with some humor.

 

[Marinehawk]

2017 Apathy Bowl

(Suck It)

 

[MursenarySkum]

"Gary, I'll lose for waaaay cheaper"

 

[MursenarySkum]

"i came to Lincoln and all I got was this stupid chlamydia"

 

[hawkeyebob62]

"Is this football? No, it's Iowa (vs. Nebraska)"

The parentheses are key, here.

 

[mrolympia]

Iowa vs. Nebraska 2017. Unfortunately someone has to win.

 

[taffaej]

Another Season Down the Toilet Bowl