NE Patriots Owner Robert Kraft
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pythagoras
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He just was getting the happy endings like everyone always asks for! lolz
Fryowa
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The Big LeHAWKski
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This might be the costliest handy in history.
Slow day??
Still bitter? Maybe Goff should have played a teensy bit better. And Rams Coach blamed loss on himself. But ya you know.
Fryowa
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And the dumbest.
The guy is a billionaire. He could have 50 lbs of ass delivered to his doorstep every day of the week. But a strip mall me-so-hony joint?
Stanzi
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Huh? This is kind of a big story. Billionaire owner of the team that just won the Super Bowl is getting handies and bj’s at a massage parlor. That’s pretty high profile and salacious.
tksirius
HN's Love Doctor
good point
Fryowa
Administrator
Serious question, and I will look down on no one for their honest answer...
Has anyone here ever paid for ass? I'm not what many folks would consider Mother Theresa, but holy shit I don't think I could do it.
For those who have, how did you get past the utter fear of catching something and having your dingus end fall off, or even worse?
Or for those who bought the non-penetrative option, weren't you just a little scared that you were going to get busted or have your face in the paper from a sting?
I just don't think I could even have any fun with it because I'd be scared to death of ten different scenarios.
Has anyone here ever paid for ass? I'm not what many folks would consider Mother Theresa, but holy shit I don't think I could do it.
For those who have, how did you get past the utter fear of catching something and having your dingus end fall off, or even worse?
Or for those who bought the non-penetrative option, weren't you just a little scared that you were going to get busted or have your face in the paper from a sting?
I just don't think I could even have any fun with it because I'd be scared to death of ten different scenarios.
NCHawker
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A guy I know shared with me that after he did it, he was so full of self disgust that it was unbearable. Seems that its not all that its cracked up to be on TV
Fryowa
Administrator
I just instantly think of that dirty bird hooker on Breaking Bad that Pinkman goes to and I wanna puke.
Trying to find a scenario or situation that I'd feel like it was a fun thing to do and I'm drawing a blank.
tksirius
HN's Love Doctor
Even when I was single, both of my hands were functional. So, no, never tried that.
Can you give us a perspective from inside the industry though?
WinOneThisCentury
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Wait...you can catch something? Crap. And it's illegal? Damn, I thought everyone's girlfriend forced them to pay for it. Dinners, clothes, jewelry...we all paying boys...one way or another. To me, the only difference is that the hooker typically won't yell at you, will rarely make you miserable, or tell you to take out the garbage. I'm beginning to think I have this relationship thing all wrong.
WinOneThisCentury
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Let me tell you...I was in Honolulu for a meeting and went to a bar late...really late...and we were drinking and we start chatting up these beautiful girls...we are thinking we are making some progress when the question of money comes up...what? The point here...is that these girls were smoking hot...and making a damn good living in the oldest profession in history. I really thought i was on my game too. Lastly...i'm a germaphobe, it ain't happening for me.
