Mystery Pooper

[AreWeThereYet]

Quite a fall from grace, from superintendent to pooper intended.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Ok...I'm not defending him, but I get it. Here is a guy who goes to run early in the morning on the track. Morning coffee, rush to get his run in, and there he is after a few laps and well..the running jogs something in the intestines...and well, shit happens...literally.

Now, he can either try to rush home and get it done...or, he takes a crap and finishes his run. Here's where I sit on this...if he was carrying a roll of toilet paper with him...I say let him go without any fanfare. If he was dumping then running...literally running...that's disgusting and he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for dumping in public.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Ok...I'm not defending him, but I get it. Here is a guy who goes to run early in the morning on the track. Morning coffee, rush to get his run in, and there he is after a few laps and well..the running jogs something in the intestines...and well, shit happens...literally.

Now, he can either try to rush home and get it done...or, he takes a crap and finishes his run. Here's where I sit on this...if he was carrying a roll of toilet paper with him...I say let him go without any fanfare. If he was dumping then running...literally running...that's disgusting and he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for dumping in public.

Kind of depends on how many times he sat on this...

If it's a one time occurrence than sure, sh*t happens. Repeated offenses... That's a little harder to explain away.

 

[tksirius]

Ok...I'm not defending him, but I get it. Here is a guy who goes to run early in the morning on the track. Morning coffee, rush to get his run in, and there he is after a few laps and well..the running jogs something in the intestines...and well, shit happens...literally.

Now, he can either try to rush home and get it done...or, he takes a crap and finishes his run. Here's where I sit on this...if he was carrying a roll of toilet paper with him...I say let him go without any fanfare. If he was dumping then running...literally running...that's disgusting and he should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law for dumping in public.

No matter whose side you're on, it's a pretty crappy situation. Hopefully, they can all flush it and move forward.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

No matter whose side you're on, it's a pretty crappy situation. Hopefully, they can all flush it and get good movement toward a resolution that's satisfying for those truly involved in the act.

Embellished.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

And that boys and girls is what they call a gross error in judgement.

 

[hawkeyes87]

Ok...I'm not defending him, but I get it.

You've obviously given his situation a lot of thought...​

Sounds like you're saying his only problem is he's just full of shit.

 

[Hawknigh]

Where did this take place? Enough said. Probably happens all the time. The Garden State needs a lot of fertilizer.

 

[NCHawker]

I was reminded of other stories about joggers and their regularity. the dedicated runners become regular and need to go at a certain place along their route.


https://nypost.com/2017/09/19/jogger-wont-stop-pooping-on-familys-lawn/

 

[tksirius]

New Jersey superintendent accused of defecating daily on other school's track resigns, sues police for $1M

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/2...ls-track-resigns-sues-police-for-1m.amp.html?

 

[tweeterhawk]

New Jersey superintendent accused of defecating daily on other school's track resigns, sues police for $1M

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/2...ls-track-resigns-sues-police-for-1m.amp.html?

Something stinks here. I’d really like to get OK4P’s take on the legal considerations. In the past he has more or less said not to give or take any shit when being apprehended by po-po.

 

[tksirius]

Something stinks here. I’d really like to get OK4P’s take on the legal considerations. In the past he has more or less said not to give or take any shit when being apprehended by po-po.

So, you're saying this guy wants to give shit, but not take it?

 

[bradleyjamess]

"Pooperintendent"

 

[taffaej]

avoid the steaming hot divots

 

[Hawkfnntn]

In case you were wondering why this didn't occur in Iowa.

Who ever took that pic couldn't get the phone out of their pocket fast enough. Good god