Malik Rucker

I do! I've posted on a sports forum 13,180 times in eight months! Oh, wait.

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So is it creepy that I hide in the bushes at Malik's house and intercept all of his mail to ensure he's not getting any offer letters from other schools? I just really want him to come to Iowa, and my emotional well-being hinges on his decision.

It's not creepy, it is proactive.
 
I'ma poast your real name and place of employment, as soon as I figure it out. Come at me, bro.
 
Uh ohhh another poster is messing with the HN Mafia! Be careful wundergrape! They might overwhelm you with their post count and lame images!
 
Bringing back old threads one post at a time.


How else am I supposed to become a HN Legend? Doesn't that require posting hundreds upon thousands of simple yet meaningless posts? Heck, maybe when I reach Legend status I'll even annoint myself a false title. Who knows? I think there's plenty of evidence that suggests Legend status can do interesting things to your average internet message board mongerer's ego.
 
How else am I supposed to become a HN Legend? Doesn't that require posting hundreds upon thousands of simple yet meaningless posts? Heck, maybe when I reach Legend status I'll even annoint myself a false title. Who knows? I think there's plenty of evidence that suggests Legend status can do interesting things to your average internet message board mongerer's ego.

DP5555, I am almost there and I started posting in mid-December. It's all about quantity, not quality. Definitely not about bumping old threads.
 
Note taken. Thanks for watchin my 6 Davey.

Anytime! I should clarify though, if you like bumping old threads do as you please. Don't let anyone (except a mod or Jon) tell you what not to do.

I did cool it down a lot lately, I didn't want to tick Jon or any mods off and ban me for a while.
 
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