Lots of nicknames for Hill

SwirlinLingerie

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People have been throwing out a lot of nicknames for Hill - I texted these to buddies, too. What are we gonna land on?

Dump Truck
Skid Loader
Samoan Skid Loader
Throwin' Samoan
Big Dumper
The Mormon Mauler
The Slingin' Samoan
Round Mound of Checkdown
Pork Chop
Meatloaf
Bacon Pill
Samoan Sensation

I stay away from all the Big Deac variations. Too obvious, plus this being a site for gentlemen and scholars and all.
 
I heard Skid loader getting thrown around on Washedup Walkons and thoroughly enjoyed it. I think that's my favorite so far.
 
People have been throwing out a lot of nicknames for Hill - I texted these to buddies, too. What are we gonna land on?

Dump Truck
Skid Loader
Samoan Skid Loader
Throwin' Samoan
Big Dumper
The Mormon Mauler
The Slingin' Samoan
Round Mound of Checkdown
Pork Chop
Meatloaf
Bacon Pill
Samoan Sensation

I stay away from all the Big Deac variations. Too obvious, plus this being a site for gentlemen and scholars and all.

Is he Samoan???
 
Can the kid start, finish, play well, and win a game before we suggest 14 nicknames?

You F'ers are jinxing this with all this hype and positivity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
 
Can the kid start, finish, play well, and win a game before we suggest 14 nicknames?

You F'ers are jinxing this with all this hype and positivity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
LOL based my choice solely on body alone and had nothing to do with performance whatsoever. I think it's safe lol
 
Throwin' Samoan

Taken.

That's former Battlehawk Jordan Ta'amu.

Funny story. STL has embraced the Battlehawks. Sure, some of it is bitterness over Stan Kroenke.
But don't be fooled, a good chunk of it is, for XFL 2.0, the assigned team president in STL was spectacular and really created an environment where fans felt some 'ownership' of the team. We fear losing that with the USFL merger. He asked what people wanted. They said "a marching band". He said they couldn't have one for the game, but they hired high school bands to lead people over to the stadium from the tailgates. People said they wanted more access to the players. So, now, the players show up for a game....meet in the locker room, get on a bus in the underground parking....literally drive around the block and get out for a Hawk Walk back into the stadium.

Anyway, I was in a Dick's Sporting Goods with my youngest son buying some gear, the first round of gear was limited and sold out right away. There was probably 20 people rifling through stuff when we were there. Looked like a bomb had gone off. At one point, I remarked to a family (mom, dad, older teen daughter)...."Can you believe this? For a non NFL team?"

The mom responded with "Yes, it's really great. We came all the way from Hawaii."
And I said "Hawaii? That's crazy."
And then she says "Well, our son does play."

And then, as the words are coming out of my mouth...."Oh, who is your son?"
I'm concurrently putting together in my mind the fact that really the only 'star' of the team who is really one of the few names on the team we even knew at that point was from Hawaii.

Yah, I felt kinda stupid.
 
People have been throwing out a lot of nicknames for Hill - I texted these to buddies, too. What are we gonna land on?

Dump Truck
Skid Loader
Samoan Skid Loader
Throwin' Samoan
Big Dumper
The Mormon Mauler
The Slingin' Samoan
Round Mound of Checkdown
Pork Chop
Meatloaf
Bacon Pill
Samoan Sensation

I stay away from all the Big Deac variations. Too obvious, plus this being a site for gentlemen and scholars and all.
Throw’n Samoan
 
I’m going with Freakin Deacon. I heard that on some podcast. Not sure which one. On a side note if Bielema gets any bigger he’s going to need his own zip code.
 
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I’m going with Freakin Deacon. I heard that on some podcast. Not sure which one. On a side note if Bielema gets any bigger he’s going to need his own zip code.
He is approaching Mangino levels of obesity. I might live to regret this but Illinois makes our offense look like Oregon.
 
Deacon as a QB can only be one name………. DEAthCON1

From a religious perspective the boys in the Mormon faith first receive the priesthood at age twelve and are ordained to the office of a Deacon. Ironically the deacon’s main responsibility is……….. YES……. PASSING the sacrament (bread and water) on Sundays. This guy‘s ultimate ambition maybe passing the loaf on Sundays.
I also like:
* Sneakin Deacon
* Bread and Water
The simplest of course is DEEK.
 
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Illinois did not look good last night. I thought Nebraska looked like they would be difficult for us to defend against.
 

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