Locker room theft arrest warrant issued

[HawkeyeMHA]

Yes, undefeated, and will likely go undefeated the entire season. You ARE that good, as good as the duke's and UNLVs of old. A new dynasty in college basketball. It's magic

 

[AdamHawk]

Paul's too good

Not really. He can't finish one without crying. You should try your hand.

 

[homes]

Good. I hope they catch him, convict him and force him to watch Iowa State football games for the next 10 years. That's punishment enough.

 

[Sparky]

Paul's too good

That's what they pay him for. God knows it's not for winning football games.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Since fans are allowed in the locker room at Half Price, you should see if you can get in to deliver the next 'I'm so pwoud' speech to the team following the next unlikely victory.

Every victory at half price is an unlikely victory

 

[AdamHawk]

Every victory at half price is an unlikely victory

Right. Sorry for the redundancy.

 

[theboat]

Thank God he wasn't a tavernhok.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Bottom line is, no matter who did it.... it was allowed to happen at Jack Trice. Security Fail for the Clones.

 

[CyGuy2]

Bottom line is, no matter who did it.... it was allowed to happen at Jack Trice. Security Fail for the Clones.

Funny that Iowa hires the same firm for Kinnick Stadium. Next time tell your equipment managers to lock the door.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Oh was this the day we beat the crap out of the mighty clowns on their own field? Kthxbi

 

[okeefe4prez]

Too late. It's spreading like a wildfire on CyFan.

Oh no. No. Not them. Anybody but them. Jesus. First the south end zone. Now more evidence of a rogue program. I don't know how much longer I can tolerate being associated with Iowa football, even as a fan.

 

[homes]

Oh was this the day we beat the crap out of the mighty clowns on their own field? Kthxbi

OK, but their equipment managers did a better job of locking the ISU doors, and that's what really matters. At least that's what I'm gathering from the ISU fans who decided to troll this webpage about this news. So, as Iowa fans, we must face that shame.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Actually the thief was in the clowns locker room before going to iowas. There was nothing of interest or value

 

[CPHAWK82]

The biggest thing that Cy fans want Iowa fans to realize is that you can't forget to lock your doors when you're in Ames.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Oh no. No. Not them. Anybody but them. Jesus. First the south end zone. Now more evidence of a rogue program. I don't know how much longer I can tolerate being associated with Iowa football, even as a fan.

Wait what? I thought you were a jNW fan. I'm confused...

 

[MiniMoeHawk]

how so? is it not the ISU athletic department's responsibility to safeguard the athletic department facilities? or are you suggesting that the english department runs 'the jack'.....

Did they at least post a, "not responsible for lost or stolen items" sign?

 

[MiniMoeHawk]

It is the teams responsibility to lock the locker room door which Iowa admitted they forgot to do..... Sex in stadium bathrooms and stealing from your own team. Stay classy Iowa fans.....

Yeah, clown players stick to robbing Burger King

 

[MiniMoeHawk]

Funny that Iowa hires the same firm for Kinnick Stadium. Next time tell your equipment managers to lock the door.

How many CyGuy's do we need on here?

 

[Doublewide]

Outstanding lulzz

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Funny that Iowa hires the same firm for Kinnick Stadium. Next time tell your equipment managers to lock the door.

You'd probably blame a rape victim for dressing too sexy.