Last chance...Official Offseason Levity Thread

[MoseSchrute]

One of these resulted in a penalty, the other did not and changed the outcome of the game.

Penalty for targeting on or about the head

This one was a no-call

Fans thump their chests and get all excited over such hits, but there's nothing special or manly about hitting a guy like that who can't even see you. I remember seeing that first one all over the Nebtard boards like that guy was some kind of hero. And of course, MSU is just a dirty program all around.

 

[MoseSchrute]

 

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[AreWeThereYet]

Some of those "Camel Toads" grandma is all concerned about. Grandma needs to warn the youngster about having open beverages around the computer and important documents, especially when he's masturbating.

 

[#1DieHardHawk]

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she alerted the authorities...

 

[AreWeThereYet]

So which family member donated the teeth?

 

[MoseSchrute]

^ Teeth collected by the Tooth Fairy, of course. That could be why the kids don't like it.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

^ Teeth collected by the Tooth Fairy, of course. That could be why the kids don't like it.

I don't know. Some of those uppers don't look like baby teeth.

 

[NCHawker]

 

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[NCHawker]

https://videos.metro.co.uk/video/me...857375182/960x540_MP4_4641623738857375182.mp4

 

[Hawkeyes5]

She must be from Texas. Everythings bigger down there

Well that's great upstairs but can you imgine what you find south of the border?? No anchor big enough to keep you from fallin that abyss...

 

[NCHawker]

look closer.....thier body's fly back before the object hits them. It was staged

 

[Northside Hawk]

Reminds me of the commercial where the guy rescues his Domino's Pizza intact from the crashing tree, then slips on his own sidewalk anyway, losing his pizza. This too, however, looks a little set up. He has the presence of mind to kick himself away from the motorcycle and prevent it from hitting him or rolling over him. He also avoids the other bike on the side. He looks like a professional stuntman.

 

[MoseSchrute]

look closer.....thier body's fly back before the object hits them. It was staged

I had my suspicions, but just decided to enjoy the initial perception of of it.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

 

[thedukeofearl]

look closer.....thier body's fly back before the object hits them. It was staged

It doesn't appear to hit either one of the lamebrains. Flies overhead both times and the trajectory is not altered a bit.....

Damn

 

[MoseSchrute]