Last chance...Official Offseason Levity Thread

[AreWeThereYet]

Cow ...nope...nope...nope...nope...nope

 

[NCHawker]

 

[Northside Hawk]

Cow ...nope...nope...nope...nope...nope

How many people born after 1990 would even recognize one of those?

Imagine never having to go through the frustration of your fingers slipping on the rotary.

Or not being to reach the living room chair?

Or actually having to get up to answer the damn thing?

Yip yip yip yip yip.

 

[tweeterhawk]

 

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[AreWeThereYet]

He's taking his pet fish for a walk.

 

[tweeterhawk]

He's taking his pet fish for a walk.

Looks like he caught a dogfish.

 

[Northside Hawk]

And if things aren't bad enough for that poor pooch...

...there's the cleanliness of that water he's swimming in. Or wading in. Those rocks look pretty shallow.

 

[Hawknigh]

If this is Florida, then he is feeding his dog to the gators.

 

[Northside Hawk]

One jerk of the collar and Gramps could be in a world of hurt himself.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Into the drink you go.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Story of my life.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

 

[AreWeThereYet]

When your dog finds a leaking cesspool.

 

[AreWeThereYet]