How else are you suppose to keep a brat warm in November?
Oh sure...stick your hand down the back of some chick's pants at a Badger game and it's "no big deal"..."happens all the time"...but noooooo, you lay the wood to one chick, just ONE chick, in the bathroom at the Metro-Dome, while your favorite team is kicking the ever lovin' **** out of the Gophers and it's "front page news"!!!
Well played, Mauer!!!!