Jon Miller Roast Appreciation Thread.

[MelroseHawkins]

I'll start.

Jon Miller should be damn glad he was born male. That man would make one ugly female!!

 

[PCHawk]

Melrose must be a porn star since he named himself after a street. Wait, who we supposed to roast again?

 

[PCHawk]

Jon is so hairy, Dolphin got in trouble for calling him King Kong.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

We're going all Greg Giraldo in this thread.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Luka Garza is jealous of the brows on Jon Miller. He has nothing on him.

 

[homes]

Jon Miller giving a preseason prediction on the Hawkeyes' record is like the captain of the Titanic saying it's just a little piece of ice.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Jon Miller giving a preseason prediction on the Hawkeyes' record is like the captain of the Titanic saying it's just a little piece of ice.

Don't pee on me and tell me it's raining!

 

[Hawknigh]

Luka Garza is jealous of the brows on Jon Miller. He has nothing on him.

Garza disagrees!

 

[tksirius]

 

[MelroseHawkins]

OMG! You win! Lol.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Jon Miller still wrangling black snakes at the ranch.

 

[EstronHawkKing]

The other day I turned on the tv and thought I was watching an old re-run of the comedy show Mr. Ed, but soon realized it was Jon Miller talking Iowa football.

 

[EstronHawkKing]

Jon went to a Halloween party this past October, dressed as Captain America.

 

[ssckelley]

Duffman was Jon's alt account!

 

[Chickenlounge]

Duffman was Jon's alt account!

I assumed the entire Dirty 30 were Jon alts. That's why he got burned out. It's tough managing 31 accounts.

 

[Fryowa]

It's tough managing 31 accounts.

It’s not too bad if you have quality people working for you.

I manage between 50 and 60 with a staff of 3, but they’re damn good employees.

I keep my best people on the @atomicblue224 and @HuckFinn accounts, that level of stupid is hard to stay on top of—I can’t write all this shit by myself. The work suffers eventually, and I have to give the people what they want.

 

[Sooby]

 

[MelroseHawkins]

bump.