Because we're realistic Iowa fans and we know that Iowa is never going to have game changers on the outside like Charles Woodson, Ted Ginn, Braylon Edwards, Joey Galloway, David Boston, Desmond Howard, Cris Carter, Anthony Carter and Santonio Holmes. I assume Michigan will come back to normal strength and if we are in a one game shootout for the Rose Bowl or the national title game against OSU or UM, I'd much rather take my chances with old man winter instead of watching some total stud striking a Heisman pose in the endzone three times against us.
Furthermore, I understand that all of the prole hillbillies who live in flyover country just love Indianapolis because the strip malls remind them of home, but there is only one stadium in the midwest fitting of hosting such an event - Soldier Field, Chicago, IL. You guys aren't thinking strategically - you tell your old lady to pack up the family truckster, you roll into Chi-town, send Ma out to do the trading on Michigan Avenue with all the other tourist gals and you go to the ballgame. It's a two for one deal.
At the end of the day, if you want the game held indoors, I think we'd pretty much be stuck with alternating between Indy and Detroit. Both of those towns suck. Bad. Indy's just a big Neck Moines with a racetrack and a few more TGI Friday's, Crapplebee's and Red Lobsters and Detroit is, well Detroit is freaking Detroit. No thanks.