It's not Offense, it's Offerentz

[DJI9424]

I will not attempt to define it, just like any other failed hybrid experiment it needs to be disposed of as soon as possible before it can do any more harm, it merits no further analysis or consideration.

JR is the master of it, he knows what strings to pull and he's playing KF like a cheap violin. KF is convinced that some fine music can be played with this instrument, only some fine-tuning (execution) is necessary. However, for most of us that have seen the on-field dissonance of the running and passing attack, we know it to be hopelessly damaged goods, it can never be harmonious. Although there is no cure for tone deafness, my hope is that KF will realize that his taste is not as important as what the crowd wants to hear.

 

[ArvadaHawk]

I will not attempt to define it, just like any other failed hybrid experiment it needs to be disposed of as soon as possible before it can do any more harm, it merits no further analysis or consideration.

JR is the master of it, he knows what strings to pull and he's playing KF like a cheap violin. KF is convinced that some fine music can be played with this instrument, only some fine-tuning (execution) is necessary. However, for most of us that have seen the on-field dissonance of the running and passing attack, we know it to be hopelessly damaged goods, it can never be harmonious. Although there is no cure for tone deafness, my hope is that KF will realize that his taste is not as important as what the crowd wants to hear.

LOL. Offerentz. Classic.

 

[HawgEyeState]

Be patient.......there very well could be an Offensive onslaught coming soon from the
IOWA HAWKEYES...........startin to feel it in October

 

[BigD]

Be patient.......there very well could be an Offensive onslaught coming soon from the
IOWA HAWKEYES...........startin to feel it in October

Really??? Is Hayden Fry coming back??

 

[BILLBUCKNER]

The offense definitely has some potential to make noise. Parker and Powell have game breaking speed. Would be nice to find ways to get the ball in their hands in space. Offerentz is the perfect description of this offense though. You sir, are brilliant.

 

[ChosenChildren]

Offerentz. Offensive. We need to start moving the ball

 

[NEIChawk]

This "off"ense is pretty much "off"ensive, pretty much "off" broadway, and definitely not "off" to the races, but "off" the beaten path, and most assuredly "off" the grid......Offerentz it is....I like it...

 

[MiniMoeHawk]

Be patient.......there very well could be an Offensive onslaught coming soon from the
IOWA HAWKEYES...........startin to feel it in October

Arizona scored more in the 4th quarter than Iowa has scored in an entire game against terrible competition. I hope you are right.

 

[Hawkcrush]

I will not attempt to define it, just like any other failed hybrid experiment it needs to be disposed of as soon as possible before it can do any more harm, it merits no further analysis or consideration.

JR is the master of it, he knows what strings to pull and he's playing KF like a cheap violin. KF is convinced that some fine music can be played with this instrument, only some fine-tuning (execution) is necessary. However, for most of us that have seen the on-field dissonance of the running and passing attack, we know it to be hopelessly damaged goods, it can never be harmonious. Although there is no cure for tone deafness, my hope is that KF will realize that his taste is not as important as what the crowd wants to hear.

I find this post Offerentzive. I have found the way the way GD calls plays within ifs constraints the most Offerentzive football I have ever seen. It's fugly, time for a new start.

 

[djwoody98]

Our offense has truly been offensive under Gerg Davis.

 

[mrolympia]

up until now, Iowa's offense has been "offensive"

intentional terrible pun.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Iowa's offense sux. [close thread]