ummm, maybe he went to the campus police? Or how about the Highway Patrol?
If you read the article it clearly says that campus police have no record either.Maybe he contacted NYPD? Or Miami Metro? Or the Iowa State Patrol?
Maybe the report "disappeared".
He probably walked in to the police station, thought he reported it by simply being there, then turned tail and ran.
No way this happened. Barney would have called in the Feds if he had to.I bet he reported it to Barney Fife while watching reruns of the Andy Griffith Show.