Iowa's Mason on Penn State

[BigD]

Iowa’s Mason on Penn State: Big Ten, too, might punish Penn State | Hawk Central

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Iowa’s Mason on Penn State: Big Ten, too, might punish Penn State | Hawk Central

Mason went on to add, "they definitely won't have open containers anywhere near their stadium thats for sure. My recommendation is to paint squares in specific areas of the tailgate area where beer can be consumed. Step out of that area, and you are subject to SS type of interrogation. It's in the best interest of the Big Ten to stop these hooligans before they can damage the University...oh, and that child molestation thing was bad too."

 

[HobbieHawk]

Mason went on to add, "they definitely won't have open containers anywhere near their stadium thats for sure. My recommendation is to paint squares in specific areas of the tailgate area where beer can be consumed. Step out of that area, and you are subject to SS type of interrogation. It's in the best interest of the Big Ten to stop these hooligans before they can damage the University...oh, and that child molestation thing was bad too."

Shouldn't. laugh. at. this. can't. help. self.
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[DTF]

Mason went on to add, "they definitely won't have open containers anywhere near their stadium thats for sure. My recommendation is to paint squares in specific areas of the tailgate area where beer can be consumed. Step out of that area, and you are subject to SS type of interrogation. It's in the best interest of the Big Ten to stop these hooligans before they can damage the University...oh, and that child molestation thing was bad too."

Tailgaters will also receive the death penalty and be fined tens of millions of dollars if their BAC is above .02, all fans will be required to take a breathalyzer test at the entrance. Lines begin forming at 5 AM and estimated time of completion is half time. Empty seats will be filled with Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Tube Men wearing shirts that say "Straight Edge or Die (literally)" until all fans make it to their seat near half time.

 

[HawkfaninWA]

Tailgaters will also receive the death penalty and be fined tens of millions of dollars if their BAC is above .02, all fans will be required to take a breathalyzer test at the entrance. Lines begin forming at 5 AM and estimated time of completion is half time. Empty seats will be filled with Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Tube Men wearing shirts that say "Straight Edge or Die (literally)" until all fans make it to their seat near half time.

Nice use of "Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Tube Men". Except you forgot to include "Emporium".

 

[CAARHawk]

Sorry, I know I am stepping into a minefield here. But, I am glad Iowa doesn't have a president like PSU had that thinks it's a good idea to let students spend an entire semester camping outside a football stadium, to cover up child abuse, and to fire administrators for doing their job of disciplining athletes who break university policies.

 

[BergHawk7]

Tailgaters will also receive the death penalty and be fined tens of millions of dollars if their BAC is above .02, all fans will be required to take a breathalyzer test at the entrance. Lines begin forming at 5 AM and estimated time of completion is half time. Empty seats will be filled with Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Tube Men wearing shirts that say "Straight Edge or Die (literally)=" until all fans make it to their seat near half time.

Nice use of="Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Tube Men=". Except you forgot to include="Emporium=".

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Al harrington, president and ceo of al harrington's wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man emporium and warehouse.