Iowa State jokes....anyone heard any new ones?

[mmills88]

...in the spirit of good clean fun.

 

[pmchawk]

Isn't Iowa State the joke?

 

[mmills88]

Isn't Iowa State the joke?

I can't go back to my Iowa State comrades with that one....used it since 83'. I need something that "cuts" just a little bit.

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Paul Rhoads and his football team

Its a thinker I wanted it to be on ISUs level

 

[Billso]

ISU coed walks into a pub and bellies up to the bar.

Bartender says, "why the long face"?

 

[NCHawker]

And now...for the 5th consecutive year, I post this video on a football forum

[video=youtube;8NjVdoFNSCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NjVdoFNSCY[/video]

 

[Billso]

And now...for the 5th consecutive year, I post this video on a football forum

Veronica Smuggins is kinda hawt. But their Stoops video was actually funnier:
AggieReport.com - Sooner Attack Ads - YouTube

ATTACK WAAAAAAAATCH....

 

[hawkdrummer1]

who needs jokes, when there's reality.

Too much smoke - YouTube

 

[joshhawk]

Here's an oldie but still a goodie.

Jim Walden sat at his desk one day pondering how Iowa football could be so successful while ISU was not. Perplexed he decided to call Hayden Fry who was kind enough to invite Jim to Iowa City for a Hawkeyes practice.

Awhile into the practice Jim asked Hayden what his key to success was to which Fry replied "Here at Iowa we have real smart players Jim, Matt Rodgers come over here son"

Yeah coach what's up

Matt who's your uncles brothers son ?

Well coach that'd be me

Blown away Walden went back to Ames where he promptly called a team meeting. Eager to test his players intelligence he called on one of his team captains.

Can you tell me who your uncles brothers son is ?

Well coach that's me

To which Jim replied "no no no you idiot it's Matt Rodgers ! "

 

[DoubleDown]

The punchline: Jim Criner.
The build-up: pretty much any words you like.

 

[You]

This isn't a new one, but I like it:

Why is it that the Iowa State football team doesn’t have a web site?
They can’t string three “Ws” together.

 

[Billso]

Stolen from a recent post somewhere:

Q: How do you get an ISU coed into your bedroom?












A: Butter the doorframe.

 

[OLWPAORWWM]

This is their stadium. That's the joke.

 

[99topdawg]

Why are they called the Cyclones?

Because they always end up in a trailer park.

 

[99topdawg]

What do you call a beautiful woman on a Cyclone fan's arm?


A tattoo.

 

[99topdawg]

How fo you keep a Cyclone football player from masterbating?


Tell him his penis's name is Hawkeye and he'll never beat it again.

 

[Blackout]

What do Iowa State fans and fly's have in common?

Both eat **** and bother people.

 

[docholihawk]

This is their stadium. That's the joke.

But you got to love the hillside seating.

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

But you got to love the hillside seating.

I agree...was thinking that myself and fondly remembering the grass sections at Kinnick...and the trumpet player guy in the old student section NW knothole, who would end up rolling down the hill (waisted) after blowing the last note on his horn on his own version of the "na-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na...go hawks"...every single game. (had to be there, but good stuff).