Iowa Players Need To Stop Licking On Girls.

[MelroseHawkins]

Ok players. Please try very hard to control yourselves the next 11 weeks or so, for the better of the team. Do not go to the bars and pick up the girly girls and lick on them. Do everything you can to prevent getting COVID. 11 weeks guys . C'mon. Commit to 11 weeks of just school and football. You could take the West and possible Championship game. Just avoid licking on the gals guys!!

 

[uihawk82]

That is a weird post using the 'licking' word.

 

[Fryowa]

That is a weird post using the 'licking' word.

Maybe, but we need more humor around here

 

[Northside Hawk]

That is a weird post using the 'licking' word.

Perhaps merely sniffing their hair and perfume would be more appropriate.

 

[proudhawkfan21]

 

[MelroseHawkins]

That is a weird post using the 'licking' word.

Then my work here is done uihawk82!!

 

[Fryowa]

Maybe we should harass more blacks for humor? No...

Is it your goal to turn every thread into one derailed into social issues?

Honest question...no sarcasm intended.

 

[MelroseHawkins]

Maybe we should harass more blacks for humor? No...

Why.....just why go there?

Supposed to be a lighthearted thread but a point to the players to avoid catching the nasty bug and the temptations of college life during this.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

Why.....just why go there?

Supposed to be a lighthearted thread but a point to the players to avoid catching the nasty bug and the temptations of college life during this.

Somebody was going to do it... Was just a matter of if it would be on the first page of the thread or not... I would have won money on it being the 1st

 

[HawkGold]

Why.....just why go there?

Supposed to be a lighthearted thread but a point to the players to avoid catching the nasty bug and the temptations of college life during this.

I ask you the same question about your words.

 

[HawkGold]

Is it your goal to turn every thread into one derailed into social issues?

Honest question...no sarcasm intended.

We don't live in Animal House anymore.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

 

[Fryowa]

We don't live in Animal House anymore.

So your goal is to derail every thread into social issues?

Im honestly, seriously trying to figure it out.

 

[Chickenlounge]

 

[MelroseHawkins]

I ask you the same question about your words.

 

[Fryowa]

One.....Twooooo.....Thrrrrrrreeeeee.....

 

[Ree4]

Maybe, but we need more humor around here

To each their own I guess, but I would describe it as pervy - not humorous. Too many dirty old men around here.

 

[Motigerhawk]

 

[uihawk82]

Then my work here is done uihawk82!!

haha, very good. that 'licking' just has so many visual possibilities

 

[Fryowa]

Gameday and sports in general have to be getting closer.

This nonsense is like the good old days and I like it.