I'm predicting Brian as the next OC - gimme a thumbs up if you agree

[alexzelada]

National championship around the corner boyz

 

[chicagomod11]

Enough on Brian F as the answer to all questions. The OLine has under performed since Morgan moved to the DLine while the DLine has over performed.

 

[HawkeyeMike23]

I'll give you a #bulliesoftheB10.

 

[biasedHAWKEYE]

I'll give you a Schrute buck.

 

[quinnerfromiowa]

No way in ANF land does BF EVER become the OC at Iowa.

 

[alexzelada]

Enough on Brian F as the answer to all questions. The OLine has under performed since Morgan moved to the DLine while the DLine has over performed.

Blasphemy!

 

[thetrza]

We need an ALL-FERENTZ staff in order to get this thing turned around, OC Ferentz, DC Ferentz, special teams Ferentz, Recruiting Coordinator Ferentz.....

I guess that one guy whose brother used to play tight end for the patriots can stick around too.

 

[ajk4st8]

We need an ALL-FERENTZ staff in order to get this thing turned around, OC Ferentz, DC Ferentz, special teams Ferentz, Recruiting Coordinator Ferentz.....

I guess that one guy whose brother used to play tight end for the patriots can stick around too.

Thats a lot of gum. Do you guys have enough money in the budget?

 

[alexzelada]

I'll give you a Schrute buck.

Off topic. But are you as ****** as I am that Steve Carell killed the show by leaving?

 

[alexzelada]

No way in ANF land does BF EVER become the OC at Iowa.

My sources tell me it will be written into the contractual raise/extension at the end of the season. I've never been wrong.

 

[ThunderHawk]

Barta will deftly negotiate this.

 

[528646]

We need an ALL-FERENTZ staff in order to get this thing turned around, OC Ferentz, DC Ferentz, special teams Ferentz, Recruiting Coordinator Ferentz.....

I guess that one guy whose brother used to play tight end for the patriots can stick around too.

Awesome! Lmao!

 

[SamBrownlee48]

We need an ALL-FERENTZ staff in order to get this thing turned around, OC Ferentz, DC Ferentz, special teams Ferentz, Recruiting Coordinator Ferentz.....

I guess that one guy whose brother used to play tight end for the patriots can stick around too.

Gotta have a Parker or two in there.

HC K Ferentz
OC B Ferentz
DC/DB Phil Parker
OL J Ferentz
Rec Coord - Mary Ferentz
LB/DL - Ghost of Norm

 

[SamBrownlee48]

Barta will deftly negotiate this.

By "deftly" I assume you mean that the HC position will be assigned to K Ferentz and his heirs in fee simple absolute.

 

[MoseSchrute]

I'll give you a Schrute buck.

Over my cold, dead, beet-stained hands you will!

 

[MoseSchrute]

Off topic. But are you as ****** as I am that Steve Carell killed the show by leaving?

F that guy. Cousin Dwight made the show.

 

[alexzelada]

F that guy. Cousin Dwight made the show.

Well played.

BTW, I gave everyone in this thread a thumbs up for playing along and creating some chuckles along the way.

 

[99topdawg]

Gotta have a Parker or two in there.

HC K Ferentz
OC B Ferentz
DC/DB Phil Parker
OL J Ferentz
Rec Coord - Mary Ferentz
LB/DL - Ghost of Norm

Looks good. The only change I'd make is to have Gaylord Parker as DC and call it Meet the Ferentz. Just don't want there to be a sequel.

 

[ShemHawk]

By "deftly" I assume you mean that the HC position will be assigned to K Ferentz and his heirs in fee simple absolute.

As long as there's no springing executory interest, we should be fine.

 

[DesMoinesHawki]

I chuckle every time someone mentiones Brian as our next OC ... Sort of like when fans were saying B.J. Armstrong should be our next basketball coach back in the day... It ain't gonna happen.