I'll trade some new jumper cables if someone has 2 extra OSU tickets.
- Thread starter Iowin
- Start date
Diamonds are Forever
AIRHAWK
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A c'mon. So thats the deal here! Diamonds are forever? Are you kidding? If thats the bond poster I am out
Geez
AIRHAWK
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I knew there was a catch
hoffman22103
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What is that crap... I want Die another Day or something come on! You'd have to do 2 oil changes and extend those jumper cables another 2 feet if you expect me to accept that crap
AIRHAWK
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No kidding. Another intranet scam
Hawkfan3318
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This may or may not be my final offer. Here goes.....I am willing to send you a ticket to the ohio state game for the low price of an oil change, and 1 gallon of gasoline!
But through this exclusive internet offer, I will double it, and give you two tickets to the Ohio State game!
BUT WAIT, if you call right now I will TRIPLE THE OFFER, and give you three tickets to the Ohio State game, for the same old price of an oil change and one gallon of gasonline, order now!!!!!
But through this exclusive internet offer, I will double it, and give you two tickets to the Ohio State game!
BUT WAIT, if you call right now I will TRIPLE THE OFFER, and give you three tickets to the Ohio State game, for the same old price of an oil change and one gallon of gasonline, order now!!!!!
AIRHAWK
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Are operators standing by?
hoffman22103
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Do you accept OCOD (Oil Change on Delivery)?
AIRHAWK
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Geez I hope my mom gets home from the casino soon
hoffman22103
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It might be awhile, we are winning at this craps table and she just got 'comped' a room
AIRHAWK
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Thanks....good to hear she is "up".
Notice how that scammer iowin is now gone? He thought he had us (Nearly had me!!) until he came up with that bogus poster. I was really looking forward to those vice grips (the cool needle nose ones)
hoffman22103
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I know I could've used that 2.5 gallons of gas and a couple of dvds or blu-rays never know when those could come in handy
AIRHAWK
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Yea I know. I have a few cool DVDs
Back to the Future (I and II)
Forest Gump (I really like Bubba)
Thats about it
hoffman22103
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Aw shucks you got that Forest Gump? I've been waiting to see that for awhile now!
AIRHAWK
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yup
And don't ask me to trade it for any tickets cause no way man
hoffman22103
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Dang I was going to say if I had season tickets I would've traded you all of them for that Forest Gump DVD and the Back to the Future 1. I just dont think you would've given me II for that deal...
AIRHAWK
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HA HA Nice try
