Member of the press: Mr. Barta...has Iowa Basketball taken Jesus Christ as its lord and savior?
Gary Barta: Yes, yes we have...at the cost of 3.2 mil per season with incentive clauses for wins, conference titles, conference tournament titles, NCAA tournament appearances and miracles.
Member of the press: That price tag seems a little steep, doesn't it!?!? How did you settle on that when it appears you were only bidding against yourself?
Gary: Not sure what happened there...I thought I was drinking water and the next thing I know, I'm on my 5th glass of wine...