If we change our fan-style...the AIRBHG has won

hawkdrummer1

hawkdrummer1

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Upon further review (I love that phrase) I propose that "The Garmon Incident" is NOT related to AIRBHG.

1. Garmon hasn't been to a single team-related event...camp hasn't opened yet. So technically...he's not on the Hawkeye football team yet.

2. He's not physically injured, which is truly the essence of AIRBHG's curse.

AIRBHG has us so intimidated, that we immediately go to the AIRBHG card on anything running back related. This is not AIRBHG. (but just incase, I'm going to sacrifice a squirrel tomorrow night, removing it's legs and burning them in the firepit).
 
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hawkdrummer1 said:
Upon further review (I love that phrase) I propose that "The Garmon Incident" is NOT related to AIRBHG.

1. Garmon hasn't been to a single team-related event...camp hasn't opened yet. So technically...he's not on the Hawkeye football team yet.

2. He's not physically injured, which is truly the essence of AIRBHG's curse.

AIRBHG has us so intimidated, that we immediately go to the AIRBHG card on anything running back related. This is not AIRBHG. (but just incase, I'm going to sacrifice a squirrel tomorrow night, removing it's legs and burning them in the firepit).
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You should be excommunicated for your heresy.
 


SamBrownlee48 said:
You should be excommunicated for your heresy.
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I'd worry about the wrath of AIRBHG, but he already got me. About the time Garmon made his statement, I tore my medial meniscus. Been putting off the surgery but I'm getting tired of my knee slipping out of place.

I'm getting scoped in a couple weeks. Perhaps I should be especially concerned about post-surgical infection!
 




hawkdrummer1 said:
I'd worry about the wrath of AIRBHG, but he already got me. About the time Garmon made his statement, I tore my meniscus. Been putting off the surgery but I'm getting tired of my knee slipping out of place.

I'm getting scoped in a couple weeks. Perhaps I should be especially concerned about post-surgical infection!
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Yeah. You better say 12 Hail Holloways and 10 Our Hayden's or else I am pretty sure you are gonna get staph and lose that leg, or turn Barkley Hill into a smack addict or something.
 






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