The "Official List"
No particular order.
1) Florida - Completely think their sh!t doesn't stink
2) Nebraska - Hello, the 20th century called, & wants its history back.
3) Illinoy - You can only hear so much pig comments, corn picking comments, fat women comments & the annoying divert it to basketball discussion.
4) Missery - We are so good but we don't want to play you that particular year.
5) Penn St - See Florida & Nebraska.
6) Ohio St - We are too good to be able to even acknowledge you.