If sex-cannon were a car...

[droidhawk]

If CJ sex-cannon were a car, what kind would he be? I say he'd be an early 80's Trans Am with the t-tops. Not gonna win every race but still gonna look like a rock star. What say you?

 

[NCHawker]

 

[GesterHawk]

Seriously this sex cannon crap is creepy.

 

[gohawkz]

If CJ sex-cannon were a car, what kind would he be? I say he'd be an early 80's Trans Am with the t-tops. Not gonna win every race but still gonna look like a rock star. What say you?

He'd be bought by a crazy old lunatic who should be in an institution but fell through the cracks. Before he went ******* crazy he had some success and made a lot of money. He used that to buy this cherry car only to park it out in the back grove and let it rust.

 

[thetrza]

I always thought JM wanted a family friendly football board, but we have threads with sex cannons or bad boob jobs now.

 

[528646]

I always thought JM wanted a family friendly football board, but we have threads with sex cannons or bad boob jobs now.

Hey, what isn't family friendly about sex cannons & boob jobs?

 

[HawkeyeMike23]

CJ isn't even a poor mans version of sexy Rexy, he needs to come up with his own nickname.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

LIke.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Seriously this sex cannon crap is creepy.

Seriously creepy when it's coming from a bunch of dudes.

 

[herkeye]

Yeah...the sex-cannon thing is kinda creepy...but I will agree that initially I thought late 70's/early 80's Trans Am. Not the turbo pieces of crap though...gotta have a hood-shaker.

 

[Camhawk]

I would say but with gold wheels.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Pontiac Fiero

 

[1hawkeye1]

Seriously creepy when it's coming from a bunch of dudes.

Creepier yet when you consider the age of most of the posters vs the age of the alleged "cannon".









A Pinto wagon?

 

[uihawk82]

Gold and black trimmed 60's mustang convertible or firebird

1966 GTO - had one for a year

 

[Hawk1960]

If CJ is a car, Scherff deserves a pickup truck ... how about this bad boy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adikB0nJv5k

 

[1hawkeye1]

No matter how much of an exotic sports care CJB is, KF is still

 

[NCHawker]

This is KF... small difference...he's a chevy...

 

[1hawkeye1]

This is KF... small difference...he's a chevy...

That seems awfully flashy for KF. He strikes me as more of an Oldsmobile man. Lasted 107 years, but eventually phased out.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Kf is a Buick man