If Iowa loses to Davidson (which we won't), then _______

[okeefe4prez]

Post in this thread what you will do if Iowa loses to Davidson.

If Iowa loses to Davidson, I will eat a pair of Deace's underwear. Deace has to wear the underwear to run a 5k so they are good and sweaty just to make them extra repugnant. That is how confident I am in Iowa.

 

[damnfinn]

if Iowa loses I will become a Northwestern fan

 

[okeefe4prez]

if Iowa loses I will become a Northwestern fan

Enjoy watching the NIT, pal.

 

[mopkins]

I'll be in Vegas so if they lose I'm going to drink myself into a stupor. If they win I'm going to mix things up by drinking myself into a stupor.

 

[NEIChawk]

If Iowa loses to Davidson then I will reveal to all the true identity of Fairfax.....

 

[99topdawg]

Get a tattoo of hair between my eyebrows so I look like I have a JDM-like unibrow.

If ISU loses to UAB, I'll add to my losses and get a tattoo of back hair.

 

[hawkeyebob62]

If Iowa loses to Davidson, I will publicly admit Davidson won the game.

Top that.

 

[okeefe4prez]

If Iowa loses to Davidson, I will publicly admit Davidson won the game.

Top that.

If Iowa loses to Davidson, I will complain about the officiating until the day I die.

 

[GoHawks96]

If Iowa loses to Davidson, I will ask Dan Dakich to marry me, and become a Wisconsin fan.

 

[lightning1]

I will kick the first NW fan I see in the nuts!

 

[gohawkz]

I won't be surprised. Frustrated..sad.. yes. But since our last game was a loss to Penn State I certainly won't be surprised.

 

[theboat]

If iowa loses to Davidson I will pi$$ my pants.

 

[PCHawk]

If iowa loses to Davidson i will become a huge gonzaga fan.

 

[1hawkeye1]

If Iowa loses to Davidson I will violate every forum rule there is in the game thread, have an epic meltdown, and ban myself.

 

[PCHawk]

If Iowa loses to Davidson I will violate every forum rule there is in the game thread, have an epic meltdown, and ban myself.

Well damn, now i can't decide who to root for.

 

[99topdawg]

I will kick the first NW fan I see in the nuts!

Will you ask them to show them to you first?

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[Tvismylif]

If Iowa loses to Davidson I will stay as far away from all Hawkeye forums for at least two weeks and away from Twitter for at least 48 hours. A bit harsh of me, I know, but it is for my own good. I would advise the same for any sane person out there.

 

[judzeehawk]

If Iowa loses to Davidson I won't watch Iowa play the rest of the season............oh wait.

 

[NEIChawk]

If Iowa loses to Davidson I will unleash all my God given fury on each and every ISU fan that brings it up....just like this guy....

 

[uihawk82]

I will put my Directv in suspension until late August because I only have it mostly for Iowa football and bball, som msnbc , f##k Fox