If I were Les Jepsen.....

[HawkeyeMHA]

my pants would be way too short

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

I'd buy the 5-for-4 spray tan package.

boy he was white wasn't he....omg

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

can Les Jepsen breakdance? yes or no?

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

I would dominate lunch pick-up games at the Y averaging 27 blocked shots per day

 

[AntonioRamos]

I'd be a bit shorter than I am now.

 

[Scotttyd]

I would wonder why there is a thread about me in the football forum