Comparing the Big 12 schools to countries.
Texas is like the USA - Wealthy, talented, and with seemingly
endless resources. They have a big ego, but are deserving of
it because they win at almost everything they do. Others often
despise them out of jealousy. Their money and wealth make the
world go round, and everyone wants a piece.
Texas A&M is like China - Big, powerful, and rival of Texas
(USA). They live in a male dominated society, and thus their
women are not allowed to be cheerleaders. Their money and
power also make the world go round.
Oklahoma is like Mexico - Having no resources of their own,
they have to invade the border of Texas (USA) in order to
survive.
Oklahoma State is like Venezuela - There wasn't a whole lot
there to start with, but without the oil money they would be
nothing there at all. They have a crazy guy in charge who
often shouts nonsense when he speaks.
Baylor is like Israel - A feisty little religious enclave that
could not survive without Texas (USA). However, if provoked,
they WILL kill you.
Colorado is like Canada - A small, unimportant bastion of
liberals who are not very good at anything. Like Canada, they
are bad at all sports other than hockey. Like Canada, they
produce no GDP.
Nebraska is like Russia - A former super power who frequently
stirs up trouble because they still think they are a super
power. Nebraska (Russia) thinks it is the equal of Texas
(USA), and pouts in public when it doesn't get its baby way.
When they do not get their way, they take their ball and go
home. Go big RED!
Missouri is like Iran and North Korea - a definite member of
the axis of evil. Conniving and loyal to no one, you can not
believe anything they say (you can only watch in amazement at
what they do). Like Iran and North Korea, they are hated and
despised by everyone--even the Swiss.
Iowa State is like Switzerland - Boring, unimportant, not good
at much of anything, but neutral and without enemies. Even the
hawkeyes like the Swiss.
Texas Tech is like Australia - Big, dusty, and a Texas version
of "down under". Cowboys, like Aussie's, drink a lot of beer
and carry weapons.
KU is like France - KU is full of socialists and they think
they are better than everyone else. This high opinion of
themselves is not shared by anyone else in the world. Like
France, KU can not be trusted or counted on during a time of
need.
K-State is like Ireland - A gritty, feisty, over-achieving
little country with a large inferiority complex. What they
lack in resources, they make up by determination and people.
Others can't find them on a map, but they like them because
they are fun, friendly, and like to drink beer.
Texas is like the USA - Wealthy, talented, and with seemingly
endless resources. They have a big ego, but are deserving of
it because they win at almost everything they do. Others often
despise them out of jealousy. Their money and wealth make the
world go round, and everyone wants a piece.
Texas A&M is like China - Big, powerful, and rival of Texas
(USA). They live in a male dominated society, and thus their
women are not allowed to be cheerleaders. Their money and
power also make the world go round.
Oklahoma is like Mexico - Having no resources of their own,
they have to invade the border of Texas (USA) in order to
survive.
Oklahoma State is like Venezuela - There wasn't a whole lot
there to start with, but without the oil money they would be
nothing there at all. They have a crazy guy in charge who
often shouts nonsense when he speaks.
Baylor is like Israel - A feisty little religious enclave that
could not survive without Texas (USA). However, if provoked,
they WILL kill you.
Colorado is like Canada - A small, unimportant bastion of
liberals who are not very good at anything. Like Canada, they
are bad at all sports other than hockey. Like Canada, they
produce no GDP.
Nebraska is like Russia - A former super power who frequently
stirs up trouble because they still think they are a super
power. Nebraska (Russia) thinks it is the equal of Texas
(USA), and pouts in public when it doesn't get its baby way.
When they do not get their way, they take their ball and go
home. Go big RED!
Missouri is like Iran and North Korea - a definite member of
the axis of evil. Conniving and loyal to no one, you can not
believe anything they say (you can only watch in amazement at
what they do). Like Iran and North Korea, they are hated and
despised by everyone--even the Swiss.
Iowa State is like Switzerland - Boring, unimportant, not good
at much of anything, but neutral and without enemies. Even the
hawkeyes like the Swiss.
Texas Tech is like Australia - Big, dusty, and a Texas version
of "down under". Cowboys, like Aussie's, drink a lot of beer
and carry weapons.
KU is like France - KU is full of socialists and they think
they are better than everyone else. This high opinion of
themselves is not shared by anyone else in the world. Like
France, KU can not be trusted or counted on during a time of
need.
K-State is like Ireland - A gritty, feisty, over-achieving
little country with a large inferiority complex. What they
lack in resources, they make up by determination and people.
Others can't find them on a map, but they like them because
they are fun, friendly, and like to drink beer.
