It just occured to me. Shouldn't this word be in our vernacular by now? ...perhaps in place of another term we often use.
"Deace-bag"
Its definition is self-evident. For example:
guy #1 "Did you read the crap that Doyel guy wrote? Where does he get this stuff?"
guy #2 "Yeah, he's a real Deace-bag".
That would be an insult to a piece of hygene equipment that serves a valuable purpose to mankind. Now if his last name was Duke or Denema, that would be a different story.