I have figured out why Iowa has lost 2 games

[CPHAWK82]

It's not just babies, i ate lasagnia both games so that has to be it. Not doing that again.

This is all your fault It's common knowledge that you have to carefully plan every game meal before the season starts. A meal must never be repeated. Every meal must be taken to a new level. You can't just do your normal Wednesday night dinner stuff. I made cheesesteak sandos for the Northwestern game in 2009.....They will never be prepared in my kitchen again! If we keep losing, I'm going run out of recipes

 

[FalseMirage]

It's another one of those darn false mirages.

Oh, so now it's MY fault?

 

[CPHAWK82]

Oh, so now it's MY fault?

That depends.....what did you eat?
Did you switch seating positions frequently?
Did you give yourself a pep talk in the bathroom?
Did you make sure to have a fresh beer at the start of every quarter?

If not...then it's definitely your fault

 

[FalseMirage]

That depends.....what did you eat?
Did you switch seating positions frequently?
Did you give yourself a pep talk in the bathroom?
Did you make sure to have a fresh beer at the start of every quarter?

If not...then it's definitely your fault

I apologize to all good Hawk fans as I'm not obsessive-compulsive enough to ensure n undefeated season. From now on I will take my gameday rituals to new depths of mental captivity. I hope you all appreciate the sacrifice, dedication, and devotion I am about to commit myself to for the good of the Hawkeye Nation. No need to thank me as I really have no choice in the matter.

 

[scourt]

I apologize to all good Hawk fans as I'm not obsessive-compulsive enough to ensure n undefeated season. From now on I will take my gameday rituals to new depths of mental captivity. I hope you all appreciate the sacrifice, dedication, and devotion I am about to commit myself to for the good of the Hawkeye Nation. No need to thank me as I really have no choice in the matter.

It's about time. I hope you're happy.

 

[Ian]

Ok, so who's gonna help me kidnap Persa?

 

[FalseMirage]

It's about time. I hope you're happy.

Thanks, but I will be too much of a slave to ritual to be happy. At least I will be consistent!

 

[Johnnyhawkeye]

The real reason for our 2 losses is our god awful road jerseys....it's time to revamp those suckers...please!!!!