Miami (Ohio) at Iowa, Aug. 31
The Hawkeyes should physically dominate both sides of the ball and should win by a name-the-score-get-your-seconds-a-full-fourth-quarter action ... but ... it'll probably be 21-6 with 8 to play and a FG puts it to a 3-score game which is enough to put backups in with 5 to play who get a TD by Mansell.
You know it. I know it.
Iowa 31, Miami 6
Rutgers at Iowa, 11 a.m. CT, Sept. 7
Rob's right. Rutgers in September feels like a non-conference game. Mostly because it's Rutgers and not because it's September. This point in the season the Knights will still have hope and play hard for their coach in his home-state. It should not be a close game; it will be closer than it should be.
You know it. I know it.
Iowa 31, Rutgers 13
Iowa at Iowa State, 3 p.m. CT, Sept. 14
Just a wild guess, but I'm betting this is back to Super Bowl status for the Iowa State Campbells. I'm guessing some Iowa seniors really, really want a sweep. I'm also guessing ISU runs their 3-3 or 3-4 defense and Iowa decides to zone block then ... sigh.
These really aren't guesses. You know it. I know it.
It's a toss-up between Stanley and the QB Witchdoctor. Nate gets a pin in his right arm at the wrong time.
Iowa State 44, Iowa 41 (3OT)
Middle Tennessee State at Iowa, TBD, Sept. 28
Bye a week before. At Michigan a week later. I don't like it. The
The defense won't be focused. Hawkeye fans will meltdown over a leaky defense and wail about a blowout coming in Ann Arbor.
Especially after Michigan beats MTSU 63-7 in week one. You know it. I know it.
Iowa 42, MTSU 28
Iowa at Michigan, 11 a.m. CT, Oct. 5
Yes, Iowa is their Homecoming game but the schedule doesn't give the Wolves any freedom. I went conspiracy that Michigan wanted revenge from the '16 game. It's not that. After this game, Michigan will not have a Big10 home game until November 16 against in-state rival MSU. That's not a game you make for Homecoming.
Will Harbaugh be tempted to go trench warfare against Iowa. Yes. Will he? No. Michigan is at home. Iowa's defense struggles again.
Michigan 35, Iowa 21
Penn State at Iowa, TBD, Oct. 12
After a disappointing outcome the week before, Iowa looks sharper.
Steve Deace notes the Bland Helmets winning percentage without arguably their best QB-RB-OC in history and it's kinda *meh white/blue* by PSU standards. Time for the team to make KF tear up (not tear it up) with a win over Penn State.
Iowa's offense goes their back-to-rush thing and the defense goes beast mode allowing a late TD.
Iowa 17, Penn State 10
Purdue at Iowa, 11 a.m. CT, Oct. 19
The red circle games begin for real. As much as I want to beat the historical powerhouses of Michigan and PSU from the East -- it's not the 70s anymore. It's all about winning your division games. And these next few divisional games should have two red circles around them because of the recent futility Kirk & Company have had.
Brohm is a hype-less Fleck & Frost that has a proven playmaker. Iowa doesn't do well against playmakers. This will be red-circled next year for the Hawks. This game costs us the division title and it's at Kinnick.
*insert end-of-season angry face here*
Purdue 21 Iowa 20
Iowa at Northwestern, 11 a.m. CT, Oct. 26
While I can respect Pat Fitzgerald, Iowa's 5-8 record against him is not acceptable. I like the place on the schedule and a 3-game losing streak to any team in the Big10 better be circled.
Time for a trench warfare game. I want this one.
Iowa 21, Northwestern 13
Iowa at Wisconsin, TBD, Nov. 3, TBD
Another 3-game losing streak, divisional and rivarly game, red-circled game. I can see Badgers getting bashed by the Buckeyes two weeks earlier, re-focusing against Iowa and then losing their next three after Iowa (watch -- it'll happen) It's our thing for stuff like that to happen. Brian thinks trench warfare worked before, it'll work again. Not this game it won't.
You know it. I know it.
Wisconsin 20, Iowa 17
Minnesota at Iowa, TBD, Nov. 16
Minnesota comes into the game 8-1 with hopes of a division championship while Iowa still has hopes that if they win out and someone knocks off Purdue & Wisconsin & NW, then we are in.
So, of course, Iowa speed boats the Flecking Canoes.
Iowa 52, Minnesota 17
Illinois at Iowa, TBD, Nov. 23
From speed boating the Fleckers to the "No-fightin'-but-Love-n-you" Illini.
The program that is barely a speed bump.
Fans hopes are raised higher. You know it. I know it.
Iowa 48, Illinois 10
Iowa at Nebraska, 1:30 p.m. CT, Nov. 29
Martinez will be dinged up, won't be mobile enough to stay away from AJE's horn-o-plenty grabbing paws.
Winter is coming. Duh. It's the northern midwest. This season is a mild frost for Husker fans.
You know it. I know it. Nebraska fans don't know it.
Iowa 24 Nebraska 14
8-4
but
2 of these 3 games will be reversed: ISU, Purdue, Wisconsin
and
2 of these 3 games will be reversed: NW, PSU, Nebby
You know it. I know it.