How does this Nightmare End?

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I imagine something like this.
 
How does this nightmare end? The real Iowa nightmare is down the road a few years. College football is well on its way to its creative destruction. A good Iowa regular season will be 7 and 5 and many years 4 and 8. Everyone not named OSU, MI, PSU, SoCsl, WA, and ORE are nothing more than cannon fodder after 2022. The formula for success is pure demographics. All you have to do is look at state population and minority make up of it to determine who is likely to compete.

The IA's, WI's, MN's, and NE's do not have the demographics or the NIL dollars to be competitive. Whoever becomes Iowa's HC will never be able to match the wins that Fry and Ferentz have provided. I'm just being realistic. the B1G Conference is nearing the end of participation by some of its members. I can see Northwestern dropping out followed by the IA's and NE's. Those are the two smallest populated states in the current Big Ten.

This is a good point. Programs like Arkansas and South Carolina, both of whom have sucked for awhile, are probably a glimpse into the future of Iowa. You're just there as fodder for the big boys. You can have your day in the sun once every decade or two, but other than that, you will suck.
 
Also, Iowa is 14-7 the last two years. Do the math, that's 67%....not good enough but you know Iowa is going to find a way to be like 17-7 over the last 2 years, or a way to get to 16-6 and that's going to be + 70% - which is ALWAYS going to be getting it done at Iowa. I like eeking out wins, that's how a lot of football teams win and they show up in crunch time.

Also, Fry is a pretty good dude. We've fought on here several times and I can call him a dick but you sir, have not earned that right.
Where is Fry? He out?
 
Then go back to Sept 1 of 22. Since we’re choosing random time periods add Sept and 4 more losses. But you won’t do that bc you’re too busy fawning over 9 win seasons where we eek 4th quarter wins against perennial cellar dwellers of power conference teams, and get curb stomped by the only 3 or 4 teams in our conference that are nationally respected. Go tug on yourself all you want to 9-6 wins over _____ (insert irrelevant garbage west team of your choice) where Iowa torches said team for 215 totals, but not everyone is that easily excited. Your condescending posts to anyone who doesn’t worship at the Ferentz alter like you are so old. Fry used to be the biggest dick on here but you are giving him a run for his money. No wonder this place has been a ghost town for years.
You need to admit that all of the teams in the East are dog crap except OSU, MI, and PSU. Blue bloods defined. so, only wins against those 3 mean anything. OK. Now I understand your logic!
 
We could but I also realize Minny is not much at all of a good football team and I think Wisky is not either. The fact that either of these teams who we played stick out of the rest of the west teams is disconcerting as I think there isn't much gap between really any of the west teams.

There's no middle ground in the B10 at the moment.
Michigan has decided (or cheated) their way back to their rightful place near or at the top....where they haven't been in 2-3 decades. OSU is in their usual spot.

PSU is often just outside the door...until someone like Iowa/MSU/Wisconsin decides to derail them.

I've said it before, I don't think I've ever seen a year when out of Iowa/WI/MSU...not one of them is making a claim as a top 25 (or better) team and is prepared to derail PSU and turn them into a solid 2nd tier team.

And quite often a Purdue, Indiana, or even a Minnesota can make an argument over the course of the season that they should at least be getting some votes. The only bright spot outside of the usuals is Maryland. And that spot is bright because there's nobody there to challenge them.

This year...Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, MSU, Purdue, Nebraska, Indiana, Minnesota are all varying shades of terrible. Not one of them has shown signs of life. It's unequivocally the least balance in the Big 10 in at least 40 years.

Is this the portal? Smoothing out the mid tier in favor of say...the Duke's and James Madison's of the world? I've expected increased parity, but maybe it's coming at the expense of mid tier teams? Or is it just the leading edge after just 2 years of it....and we'll start to see even more change in the next few years?
 
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Even if the D and Specials hold us up for the last four games and we make it to Indy, the offense is fundamentally broken right now under BF's leadership. We can assess what varying levels of blame go where, but it is what it is. The new AD just has to quietly let KF know BF will not be back. He can then quietly get another job and no one has to fire anyone. Then, KF has to hire an OC and give them freehand to update the offense within reason. I would think that the new OC has to come from outside the organization, and other than Betts, I would be in favor of new position coaches too. If that all happens, I am fine moving forward with KF. If not, then.....
 
Even if the D and Specials hold us up for the last four games and we make it to Indy, the offense is fundamentally broken right now under BF's leadership. We can assess what varying levels of blame go where, but it is what it is. The new AD just has to quietly let KF know BF will not be back. He can then quietly get another job and no one has to fire anyone. Then, KF has to hire an OC and give them freehand to update the offense within reason. I would think that the new OC has to come from outside the organization, and other than Betts, I would be in favor of new position coaches too. If that all happens, I am fine moving forward with KF. If not, then.....

Yep. This is the desired outcome.
It will take some grace and tact from all parties.
I believe they are all capable of it. My assumption is Kirk understands the non financial value of not burning bridges and would (along with Brian) handle this with the grace, and even humor they both appear capable of.

As for the OC? And how much of a free hand? I doubt they get too much of a free hand. I just want some latitude. I don't know enough about the guys on the inside. I think Woods is a great fit in so many ways.....or any position in the program. I don't know about the Xs and Os part of things. I assume he knows 'em. I'm a huge proponent of him becoming head coach. I just look at the fact that he clearly knows how to motivate/develop/sculpt special teams. There'd be huge value in the likely continuity of sliding into the HC spot in a few years in terms of attracting players. He's got the Fry/Ferentz/Iowa connections that have been successful in attracting players. I just don't think we want to count him out or lose him 'cause of it. I think he's the best shot at providing another 20+ year run that would make me quite happy with the results all the way to the point where I'm old enough to need someone to change my diapers and yelling at clouds becomes my favorite pasttime.

But, at this point....I'll take anything. You know that meme with the stick figure poking something on the ground with a stick figure stick? "Do something...."
That's literally what it's felt like for over 2 years now.
 
I can only judge this program off the play on the field and playing against teams that are on their schedule. If 11-3 over the last year isn't good enough for you, I don't think you are going to ever be particularly satisfied with Iowa football. Which is fine by me, I just think you gotta let some happiness into your life. No way you could cheer for an NFL team with that kind of expectation.
Nfl teams have to play someone. The league does their schedule. And by the way, two weeks ago in ferentz’ weekly press conference, he said they didn’t have input into the b10 schedule, but the way he said it made it very clear, he did for non-conference so we can put that excuse behind us

Also, today, there is talk once again about the b10 expanding. Fsu, Clemson, unc, etc. I’d say within 5 years, there won’t be any conferences or bowls. Just playoffs. So the hiding will finally be officially over. If you think for one second we are a contender in that setting then you really do need your head examined
 
Nfl teams have to play someone. The league does their schedule. And by the way, two weeks ago in ferentz’ weekly press conference, he said they didn’t have input into the b10 schedule, but the way he said it made it very clear, he did for non-conference so we can put that excuse behind us

Also, today, there is talk once again about the b10 expanding. Fsu, Clemson, unc, etc. I’d say within 5 years, there won’t be any conferences or bowls. Just playoffs. So the hiding will finally be officially over. If you think for one second we are a contender in that setting then you really do need your head examined
Old - couple things here.

I have repeatedly said, over and over, that Iowa can't compete in the NEW B1G - let alone whatever it is your talking about above. Know who and what you are debating

Kirk Ferentz 1000% wants to make his OOC easier. Did you think there was some stigma that wasn't the case? He would prefer to play Bethune Cookman 3 times a year in the OOC. It still doesn't change the fact that Iowa routinely plays 10 P5 programs and that is certainly not the norm around the sport. I've always been a proponent of scheduling like your peers.

It's never made sense why Iowa is scheduling 10 P5 teams a season and only 3 out of 14 teams of the SEC are. The SEC has it right, they realize they need to make their trip to the Playoffs easier not harder.


Bama is playing 9
Ark is playing 8
Auburn 9
FL - 10
GA - 9
KY - 9
LSU - 9
Miss St - 9
Mizzu - 9
Ole Miss - 9
SC - 10
TN - 10
A&M - 9
Vandy - 9


I wish to hell Iowa, and more so, the B1G, would figure that out. Everyone should play the same amount of P5 teams a season and teams like Iowa that play 10 are doing themselves a great disservice not following the SEC model in the current landscape of CFB
 
Old - couple things here.

I have repeatedly said, over and over, that Iowa can't compete in the NEW B1G - let alone whatever it is your talking about above. Know who and what you are debating

Kirk Ferentz 1000% wants to make his OOC easier. Did you think there was some stigma that wasn't the case? He would prefer to play Bethune Cookman 3 times a year in the OOC. It still doesn't change the fact that Iowa routinely plays 10 P5 programs and that is certainly not the norm around the sport. I've always been a proponent of scheduling like your peers.

It's never made sense why Iowa is scheduling 10 P5 teams a season and only 3 out of 14 teams of the SEC are. The SEC has it right, they realize they need to make their trip to the Playoffs easier not harder.


Bama is playing 9
Ark is playing 8
Auburn 9
FL - 10
GA - 9
KY - 9
LSU - 9
Miss St - 9
Mizzu - 9
Ole Miss - 9
SC - 10
TN - 10
A&M - 9
Vandy - 9


I wish to hell Iowa, and more so, the B1G, would figure that out. Everyone should play the same amount of P5 teams a season and teams like Iowa that play 10 are doing themselves a great disservice not following the SEC model in the current landscape of CFB

Cause.....ISU?
I'm not in favor of giving that game up, even though I accept the argument that Iowa has "more to lose".
Big fan of tradition, rivalries and whatnot. I"d be happy to go back to the days when there was no real "national title", coaches wore plaid coats in the school colors and knickerbockers. Instead of the band playing the Imperial March...the cheerleaders lead us in some cheer that involved the words "sis boom bah".

Besides, as part of our power 5 matchups, we usually have a steady diet of Illinois/Northwestern/Rutgers/Indiana.....
Most of whom could actually face a dicey situation going into Bethune Cookman as often as not. Maybe a bit hyperbolic, sure. But, isn't it really just sort of a Spinal Tap moment. Just our knob goes to 10 instead of the standard 9. Doesn't really make it "one louder".
 
Old - couple things here.

I have repeatedly said, over and over, that Iowa can't compete in the NEW B1G - let alone whatever it is your talking about above. Know who and what you are debating

Kirk Ferentz 1000% wants to make his OOC easier. Did you think there was some stigma that wasn't the case? He would prefer to play Bethune Cookman 3 times a year in the OOC. It still doesn't change the fact that Iowa routinely plays 10 P5 programs and that is certainly not the norm around the sport. I've always been a proponent of scheduling like your peers.

It's never made sense why Iowa is scheduling 10 P5 teams a season and only 3 out of 14 teams of the SEC are. The SEC has it right, they realize they need to make their trip to the Playoffs easier not harder.


Bama is playing 9
Ark is playing 8
Auburn 9
FL - 10
GA - 9
KY - 9
LSU - 9
Miss St - 9
Mizzu - 9
Ole Miss - 9
SC - 10
TN - 10
A&M - 9
Vandy - 9


I wish to hell Iowa, and more so, the B1G, would figure that out. Everyone should play the same amount of P5 teams a season and teams like Iowa that play 10 are doing themselves a great disservice not following the SEC model in the current landscape of CFB
First off, get over yourself. Not every reply is meant for you. Quit reading it that way. Secondly, learn to comprehend. Simply saying teams are playing 10, 9 or 8 p5’s isn’t a good comparison because the strength of schedule varies and that’s the entire point. By playing teams from 30-300 (outside one game), and having most in the top 75 isn’t tougher than someone playing 3 top 15-20 teams including one on the road. You are just spinning numbers to give Ferentz an excuse.

But here’s the good news. It’s just about to come to an end and Ferentz knows it. He’s within a few years of being done with b10 negotiated bowls, done with the b10W and done with it all. We’ll be thrown into one top 50 conglomerate and we’ll play who we’re told with only a playoff survival of the fittest format. And in that respect, the charade will be over. And he’s fully aware
 
Two weak schedules helped that stat. What might have been if we only had an offense. That’s the really sad part of all of this. Excellent defense carrying the water for the poor offense.
Iowa is not playing a weak schedule. In fact, one of the stronger ones. Check out the Massey and Sagarin rating services.

This "weak schedule" narrative is B.S.
 
I can’t imagine he will be fired or pressured as long as we have wining records. Clearly there’s no expectation of conference titles. If he wins 6 games a year he’ll be the coach as long as he wants.
 
First off, get over yourself. Not every reply is meant for you. Quit reading it that way. Secondly, learn to comprehend. Simply saying teams are playing 10, 9 or 8 p5’s isn’t a good comparison because the strength of schedule varies and that’s the entire point. By playing teams from 30-300 (outside one game), and having most in the top 75 isn’t tougher than someone playing 3 top 15-20 teams including one on the road. You are just spinning numbers to give Ferentz an excuse.

But here’s the good news. It’s just about to come to an end and Ferentz knows it. He’s within a few years of being done with b10 negotiated bowls, done with the b10W and done with it all. We’ll be thrown into one top 50 conglomerate and we’ll play who we’re told with only a playoff survival of the fittest format. And in that respect, the charade will be over. And he’s fully aware
You are a dipshit of epic proportions, you're reply was directly to me, dip shit. Are you that OLD that you don't know how message boards work? When you reply to someone, you are speaking directly to them. I do not need to get over myself. What does even mean? That I think I am smarter then you? If that's the case, I don't think it's debateable cause holy shit you're dumb.

You are clearly not an Iowa fan, so fucking leave and don't come back.
 
Iowa is not playing a weak schedule. In fact, one of the stronger ones. Check out the Massey and Sagarin rating services.

This "weak schedule" narrative is B.S.
Don't try and explain it to a lot of these trolls, they think because we aren't playing a top 10 team every week that Iowa is somehow navigating some easier schedule than any other program in the country. Only Iowa plays cupcakes, other programs are facing the steel curtain every week and Kirk is just riding this easy wave to the tune of 7 mil a year, but that's all about to change. I am like WTF are you talking about? The B1G is one of the top 2 conferences in the country and Iowa faces a top 25ish schedule EVERY fucking year.
 
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Cause.....ISU?
I'm not in favor of giving that game up, even though I accept the argument that Iowa has "more to lose".
Big fan of tradition, rivalries and whatnot. I"d be happy to go back to the days when there was no real "national title", coaches wore plaid coats in the school colors and knickerbockers. Instead of the band playing the Imperial March...the cheerleaders lead us in some cheer that involved the words "sis boom bah".

Besides, as part of our power 5 matchups, we usually have a steady diet of Illinois/Northwestern/Rutgers/Indiana.....
Most of whom could actually face a dicey situation going into Bethune Cookman as often as not. Maybe a bit hyperbolic, sure. But, isn't it really just sort of a Spinal Tap moment. Just our knob goes to 10 instead of the standard 9. Doesn't really make it "one louder".
Yes, it makes it louder. If you are playing programs higher on the totem pole routinely more than other teams, those teams will bite you more often then if you are playing 4 Roast Beef States every season.

A steady diet of ILL/NW/Rutgers/Indiana sounds a lot like you're talking about TOSU, Michigan and PSU as well right?

Does the SEC not get a steady diet of Arkansas, Vandy, South Carolina? I mean, the bottom of the SEC is dog shit every year. I mean, Auburn has been fucking terrible for a minute now.

Iowa plays a tough schedule every year, some years are easier then others sure, but Iowa plays in the fucking B1G....every game is hard.
 
Old - couple things here.

I have repeatedly said, over and over, that Iowa can't compete in the NEW B1G - let alone whatever it is your talking about above. Know who and what you are debating

Kirk Ferentz 1000% wants to make his OOC easier. Did you think there was some stigma that wasn't the case? He would prefer to play Bethune Cookman 3 times a year in the OOC. It still doesn't change the fact that Iowa routinely plays 10 P5 programs and that is certainly not the norm around the sport. I've always been a proponent of scheduling like your peers.

It's never made sense why Iowa is scheduling 10 P5 teams a season and only 3 out of 14 teams of the SEC are. The SEC has it right, they realize they need to make their trip to the Playoffs easier not harder.


Bama is playing 9
Ark is playing 8
Auburn 9
FL - 10
GA - 9
KY - 9
LSU - 9
Miss St - 9
Mizzu - 9
Ole Miss - 9
SC - 10
TN - 10
A&M - 9
Vandy - 9


I wish to hell Iowa, and more so, the B1G, would figure that out. Everyone should play the same amount of P5 teams a season and teams like Iowa that play 10 are doing themselves a great disservice not following the SEC model in the current landscape of CFB
The combined record this year of all teams Iowa has played is 44-44. Iowa has only played one ranked team and as of right now no one on the rest of their schedule is ranked in the top 25.

For anyone to say Iowa has a tough schedule is delusional and absurd.

Also, just because some teams are in a power 5 conference doesn’t mean they belong there. Each division has its bottom dwellers, or bottom half. This is going to get significantly worse when Oregon, USC, Washington, and UCLA come on board. If the Big Ten goes to one division as suggested, Iowa will struggled to sniff the top six as long as our offense continues on the way it is going.
Iowa is not playing a weak schedule. In fact, one of the stronger ones. Check out the Massey and Sagarin rating services.

This "weak schedule" narrative is B.S.
The combined record this year of all teams Iowa has played and will play is 44-44. Iowa has only played one ranked team and as of right now no one on the rest of their schedule is ranked in the top 25.

I wouldn’t say weak but average would be a better word. Most teams do line their schedule’s with cupcakes to pad their stats. So that is pretty standard even for the Alabama’s of college football.

Also, just because some teams are in a power 5 conference doesn’t mean they belong there. Each division has its bottom dwellers, or bottom half.

This is going to get significantly worse in the future in the Big Ten when Oregon, USC, Washington, and UCLA come on board. If the Big Ten goes to one division as suggested, Iowa will struggled to sniff the top six as long as our offense continues on the way it is going.

Iowa were placed up against Wisconsin for the most part since the West conference was formed . Not the toughest program to have to compete up against. Wisconsin isn’t a weak program, but then again it’s not at the level of Ohio State, Michigan, Oregon, USC, Washington, Penn State, (insert Iowa or Wisconsin here).
 
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