Holy Crap He’s A Literal Uncle Rico Now

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Jacob Park getting a brutal workout in a vacant lot with legendary QBs coach, His Girlfriend.

Watch out P5 teams, there’s a storm brewing in Sunnyvale Trailer Park and his name is Jake.
 
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Taking snaps that well has GOT to make him a top 5 pick this year. Park plus Saquon will equal Super Bowl for the Giants! He'll be motivated to not only GET to the Super Bowl but SMOKE the Pats or whoever the AFC sends and show all of the naysayers like Fryowa that pot is not the only thing he smokes in bowls!

P.S. Helluva find Fryowa!
 
99topdawg said:
Taking snaps that well has GOT to make him a top 5 pick this year. Park plus Saquon will equal Super Bowl for the Giants! He'll be motivated to not only GET to the Super Bowl but SMOKE the Pats or whoever the AFC sends and show all of the naysayers like Fryowa that pot is not the only thing he smokes in bowls!

P.S. Helluva find Fryowa!
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Imagine how hard it’s going to be when he has to choose between Skoal and Copenhagen as his main sponsor.

#diplife

#joedirt

#keepthatskoalbaby
 
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Fryowa said:
Spending "Tuesdays at the park" playing catch with his girlfriend when he has a toddler to support only leaves himself to blame if he doesn't.
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Don't understand your angle here. He is just a kid trying to pull his life back together. He hit rock bottom with his drug addiction. I'm sure he feels the full weight of his responsibility now.
 
I remember when ISU fans told us Park was way better than Stanley. Then they told us Kempt and Nolan were better than Stanley. Next season it will no doubt be that Purdy is better than Stanley as well. Given their track record I like our odds.
 
I went 10 years into the future to film Jacob Park waking up in his trailer wondering where his life went wrong.

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mopkins said:
I went 10 years into the future to film Jacob Park waking up in his trailer wondering where his life went wrong.

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You actually went 20 years into the past to remind me of one of my favorite comedy movies of all time. #Kingpinlives
 
Good luck to the guy. Starting with the ISU game last year, the Clones have had 5 starting QBs, apparently each one better than the one he preceded. Amazing that they have that much talent at QB. The Hawks should be so lucky.
 
Adam said:
You actually went 20 years into the past to remind me of one of my favorite comedy movies of all time. #Kingpinlives
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IMO easily one of the most underrated comedies of all time. I watch it at least 5 times a year...probably more
 
I missing a lot of the story here guys. Want to provide that here??? Released from the team last summer or what? Was he a senior? What does "coming back" mean to him?
 
Does Park even have any college eligibility left? I know he redshirted at Georgia, then I think he spent a year at JUCO, then Iowa State for 2 years and then this lost season. Unless he can get some sort of hardship waiver for this season I'd think his time is up?
 
mopkins said:
Does Park even have any college eligibility left? I know he redshirted at Georgia, then I think he spent a year at JUCO, then Iowa State for 2 years and then this lost season. Unless he can get some sort of hardship waiver for this season I'd think his time is up?
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You have 5 to play 4, so after this year his eligibility is burned. Which is what makes this whole thing so hilarious. His "comeback" must be aimed at pro ball, which he would have never been a candidate for even if he hadn't been such a wet blanket at ISU. He's seen Necessary Roughness one too many times.

Somebody on Twitter mentioned that Mike Bobo left Georgia while Joe Dirt was there and so he should be given eligibility due to that, but that rule only allows for immediate transfer eligibility, not extending it.

Nevertheless, I'll keep my eye on those NFL camp rosters next year.
 
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