Hawks vs. Hicks

That'll be a good way to get a little spirited interest going in the game. Just call them rural meth hicks. Essentially no different than Arkansas. Rural Missouri is a real junky place, no offense to any rural Missourians on this board.
 
We are from Iowa, right? I could be wrong, but doesn't Iowa lead Missouri in both agriculture and meth use. Just sayin. Aren't we goober Idiots Out Walking Around, according to Minnesotans anyway. The shiniest turd in the toilet still gets flushed.
 
haw said:
We are from Iowa, right? I could be wrong, but doesn't Iowa lead Missouri in both agriculture and meth use. Just sayin. Aren't we goober Idiots Out Walking Around, according to Minnesotans anyway. The shiniest turd in the toilet still gets flushed.
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No way we outshine Mizzou in meth. Also, they have just as much land as us, they just don't grow anything. So they are lazy.
 
It would have been called a teethbrush, but it was invented in Missery.

Hey...anybody else hear dueling banjos playing?
 
If you added the southern two tiers of counties in Iowa to Mizzou, the literacy rate in both states would go up.
 
ShadasRevenge said:
If you added the southern two tiers of counties in Iowa to Mizzou, the literacy rate in both states would go up.
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Be careful there Shada. Have you ever seen Deliverance? Just saying, I grew up in those southern tier counties and I can tell you that movie was probably based on a true story on the Grand River.
 
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