Given the total cancellation of spring practice.....

Butkus051

Well-Known Member
... the NCAA should relax contact and practice restraints on football teams for the summer of 2020. Football players, for the most part, are on campus and available to take advantage of such actions.
 
All spring football practices in the BTen have not been cancelled -- at this point only suspended or postponed until April 6. To be reevaluated after that.
 
This would be a good time to refresh on the difference between a cancellation and a postponement.
 
And an even better for an elite group of spray painters to sneak in under cover to put a big clown face at the 50 yard line in Jack Trice Stadium
That should always be on the table. Also, I’m surprised that the Clones didn’t include a Ronald McDonald face mask cover when they rolled out the other ones this past week. Maybe they’re saving that one for its own special occasion.
 
Kirk and his staff will be wearing these sharp looking black and gold bio suites on the Kinnick sidelines next fall

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I mean, it only took 130 years for the NCAA to figure out how to hold a playoff in college football. Im sure they can figure this whole virus thing out in the next couple of weeks.
 
Channel 7 just ran an interview with a doctor who was talking about the Coronavirus. The doctor said this virus will last a few months and then slow down, but could linger into the fall.
 
Unfortunately for ISU, this year marks the end of their impressive stretch of consecutive "offseasons won".
 
Channel 7 just ran an interview with a doctor who was talking about the Coronavirus. The doctor said this virus will last a few months and then slow down, but could linger into the fall.

We will all be dead by fall. Some of us will die from pneumonia. Others will be murdered in an existential fight for the last 48 park of Charmin at Wal-Mart. And the survivors will die from gangrene when overuse of alcohol based hand sanitizers split open gigantic wounds on our hands and they don't heal.
 
Sales of home defense are booming. People are going to defend their Charmin. Book on "How to Wipe Your Ass With One Sheet" tops the NYTimes bestseller list.
 
Sales of home defense are booming. People are going to defend their Charmin. Book on "How to Wipe Your Ass With One Sheet" tops the NYTimes bestseller list.

True. I went over to Palmetto State Armory and (not to get political so apologies for reference to a campaign statement made by a candidate) was going to buy a commemorative "AR-14" lower receiver. The place was so packed I just left and now they are sold out and I feel like a total schlub.
 
The farm economy will spike because farmers are gathering corn cobs to sell as butt wipe! Men are happy because of duel usage, scratching their balls then use as TP!
 
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