Girlfriend and Nebraska

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

So my girlfriend is studying for a history final and she mentions Vienna, Austria, which has some really cool architecture. I pulled up some pictures and realized that the city has about the same population as the state of Nebraska. I told her “Just another reason Nebraska is deplorable” and she responded “Just because you don’t like the football team doesn’t mean you get to hate the whole state.” I think the only thing that could be worse than this is if she were a student at Iowa State. What should I do? Do I end the relationship now?

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

So my girlfriend is studying for a history final and she mentions Vienna, Austria, which has some really cool architecture. I pulled up some pictures and realized that the city has about the same population as the state of Nebraska. I told her “Just another reason Nebraska is deplorable” and she responded “Just because you don’t like the football team doesn’t mean you get to hate the whole state.” I think the only thing that could be worse than this is if she were a student at Iowa State. What should I do? Do I end the relationship now?

Well, if she's from Nebraska, her defense probably sucks, so you should be able to get laid at will.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Well, if she's from Nebraska, her defense probably sucks, so you should be able to get laid at will.

She's from Iowa so she has that going for her.

 

[Northside Hawk]

Unless you're a vacuum cleaner what reason is there to spend any more time in that state than necessary.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

She's from Iowa so she has that going for her.

I'm sorry to hear that.

 

[Hawkfnntn]

Does she wear a black shirt everyday?

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Does she wear a black shirt everyday?

She's wearing gray today.

 

[pythagoras]

So my girlfriend is studying for a history final and she mentions Vienna, Austria, which has some really cool architecture. I pulled up some pictures and realized that the city has about the same population as the state of Nebraska. I told her “Just another reason Nebraska is deplorable” and she responded “Just because you don’t like the football team doesn’t mean you get to hate the whole state.” I think the only thing that could be worse than this is if she were a student at Iowa State. What should I do? Do I end the relationship now?

UUU

 

[lightning1]

She's wearing gray today.

That's too bad. Black skirts bend right over.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

UUU

It's decided. We're going on a "road trip" and I'm dropping her off in the middle of Nebraska. I'll update you guys a week after and let you know how she feels about it.

 

[99topdawg]

When I lived in Nebraska, we'd talk about "10's", which were the typical couple out there where the guy was skinny and the girl was fat and together they looked like the number 10. Does that description fit?

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

When I lived in Nebraska, we'd talk about "10's", which were the typical couple out there where the guy was skinny and the girl was fat and together they looked like the number 10. Does that description fit?

Nope.

 

[99topdawg]

Nope.

Because you're not skinny?

 

[Northside Hawk]

Nope.

lol
What about a couple of other digits?

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

lol
What about a couple of other digits?

69

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Because you're not skinny?

Lol, not 01 either. She’s skinnier than I am, neither or us are fat. She’s pretty tiny.

 

[HawkGold]

She's from Iowa so she has that going for her.

Is she ISU? Might make a difference.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Is she ISU? Might make a difference.

Hell no. You think I’m some sick sadistic F? That’s my first question when approaching women.

 

[hawkeyes87]

Hell no. You think I’m some sick sadistic F? That’s my first question when approaching women.

"You think I'm some sick sadistic F?" is your first question when approaching women?

No wonder you're stuck w/ a girlfriend who likes Nebraska!

 

[Northside Hawk]

"You think I'm some sick sadistic F?" is your first question when approaching women?

No wonder you're stuck w/ a girlfriend who likes Nebraska!

Could be wrong, but I think he meant that the first question he asks a woman is if she is from ISU.

I know, context in print is a tough thing to convey. I come off myself as way too serious sometimes because a post of mine may be sardonic and there's little means, other than emoji's, to show the deadpan in my voice or my straight face as I'm telling the story.