Tisk, tisk, tisk. Who needs to worry about the spread?
A. Defense is fine, the O has been lagging.
B. The O is fine. KOK is a consistent, creative genius using his talent wisely.
C. KF is unassailable as a head coach. The best ever.
D. This is Iowa. We are the worst state in America. No one could possibly want to come here to play football. Be thankful KF can hypnotize them during recruiting. Plus there is a lot less blowback once they encounter our offensive and defensive schemes when hypnotic zombies.
All is well. Crawl back in your Iowa sod hut and be thankful GB accepts your grisly, backward athletic donations.