Gatens was the reason we got killed

Matt Gatens didn't cause Shane to play with himself.......but he's the reason Shane has hairy palms :D ZING!
 
Matt Gatens didn't cause ICbornNraised to throw him under the bus, but he's the reason we have this thread.
 
Matt Gatens didn't cause ICbornNraised to throw him under the bus, but he's the reason we have this thread.

Matt Gatens isn't the reason that you posted in this thread, but he's the reason that your post is the winner! :D
 
Matt Gatens didn't cause the Cardinals/Puhols negotiations to miss the deadline, but he is the reason the Cubs are going to sign him next year.
 
I'm not saying that Gatens created the Mayan calendar, but he is the reason the world will end next year
 
I'm not saying Matt Gatens caused the University of Tennessee recruiting violations but he is the reason Bruce Pearl lied about them to investigators.
 
I'm not saying that Matt Gatens is the reason you can't take a joke, but he's the reason that you have no sense of humor.

I'm not saying that Matt Gatens caused this post to win the thread, but he is the reason you get a "Well played, Mauer!"...
 
I'm not saying that Matt Gatens caused this post to win the thread, but he is the reason you get a "Well played, Mauer!"...

I'm not saying Matt Gatens is the reason I'm thrilled accept a "Well played, Mauer!", but he's the reason I just p*ssed my pants in excitement!
 
I'm not saying Gatens is the reason you have no life, but he is the reason you post on HN all day, every day.

I'm not saying Matt Gatens is the reason this thread derailed, but he is the reason your efforts to turn this thread into a win for you will fail.
 
I'm not saying that Matt Gatens was flying the plane that Buddy Holly was on...but he is the reason it crashed in a corn field...
 
I'm not saying Matt Gatens will sit out next year, but he is the reason Coker won't redshirt.
 
I'm not saying Matt Gatens caused the Great Depression, but he's the reason those stock brokers jumped out the window.
 
I'm not saying that Matt Gatens is the reason that Dwayne Twill refuses to rush the field, but he is the reason that Dwayne thinks field-rushers are d-bags.
 

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