Fun at the Strip Club

R

RADMAN

Well-Known Member
Watching Iowa basketball is much like going to a strip bar. You keep throwing dollars out there and with the hope you will take it home. Just like Iowa Basketball, you have no chance. McCaffery is a fraud. He can't really coach a lick. The seniors on senior night showed exactly what they are made of, Nothing. This pathetic team will lose at Michigan and then be one and done in the big show as a 10 seed let alone getting beat the first round of the B10 tourney.. All the promise was nothing more than what you expect from the stripper that hangs out with you and seems attentive. Then when you run out of one's, you never see her again. McCaffery will be on to his next rebuilding project and will take his sons with him. All this hope and promise is up in smoke and mirrors. We are done again just like the football team.
 
Did I see that right.....did Woody just get his shot blocked by the stripper pole.....or was that Gesell?

Seriously, one of these days Iowa needs to cash in when it has the chance. Good analogy above.
 
RADMAN said:
Watching Iowa basketball is much like going to a strip bar. You keep throwing dollars out there and with the hope you will take it home. Just like Iowa Basketball, you have no chance. McCaffery is a fraud. He can't really coach a lick. The seniors on senior night showed exactly what they are made of, Nothing. This pathetic team will lose at Michigan and then be one and done in the big show as a 10 seed let alone getting beat the first round of the B10 tourney.. All the promise was nothing more than what you expect from the stripper that hangs out with you and seems attentive. Then when you run out of one's, you never see her again. McCaffery will be on to his next rebuilding project and will take his sons with him. All this hope and promise is up in smoke and mirrors. We are done again just like the football team.
Click to expand...

Who needs the strip club? I see enough pu**ies everytime I watch this Iowa team play.
 
I wish I could disagree with that hilarious assessment, but it's true. The team was just a shiny object we all wanted to grab at.
 
I thought this was going to be a thread suggesting the team go to a strip club to try and loosen the guys up and get back to having fun again.
 
ibahawkeye said:
I thought this was going to be a thread suggesting the team go to a strip club to try and loosen the guys up and get back to having fun again.
Click to expand...

I thought it was going to be a reference to Varsity Blues where the players go to a strip club the night before a game and look flat during the game.
 
RADMAN said:
Watching Iowa basketball is much like going to a strip bar. You keep throwing dollars out there and with the hope you will take it home. Just like Iowa Basketball, you have no chance. McCaffery is a fraud. He can't really coach a lick. The seniors on senior night showed exactly what they are made of, Nothing. This pathetic team will lose at Michigan and then be one and done in the big show as a 10 seed let alone getting beat the first round of the B10 tourney.. All the promise was nothing more than what you expect from the stripper that hangs out with you and seems attentive. Then when you run out of one's, you never see her again. McCaffery will be on to his next rebuilding project and will take his sons with him. All this hope and promise is up in smoke and mirrors. We are done again just like the football team.
Click to expand...

Hey, regardless, at least your still getting screwed.
 
Woodbury might join you there. I've heard he's single:

CcV2ZDbWoAQVjmE.jpg
 
RADMAN said:
Watching Iowa basketball is much like going to a strip bar. You keep throwing dollars out there and with the hope you will take it home. Just like Iowa Basketball, you have no chance. McCaffery is a fraud. He can't really coach a lick. The seniors on senior night showed exactly what they are made of, Nothing. This pathetic team will lose at Michigan and then be one and done in the big show as a 10 seed let alone getting beat the first round of the B10 tourney.. All the promise was nothing more than what you expect from the stripper that hangs out with you and seems attentive. Then when you run out of one's, you never see her again. McCaffery will be on to his next rebuilding project and will take his sons with him. All this hope and promise is up in smoke and mirrors. We are done again just like the football team.
Click to expand...

If you truly feel this way, why would you continue to follow the hawks in any sport? You should follow ISU. It'd be a win-win for both programs.
 
Google what it means to be a "fan" and proceed to ISU page, do not pass go or collect $200. Yeah we missed an opportunity and I am as ticked as the next guy, but I choose to believe Iowa can get their mono back and get their groove on!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Share this page

Top