Fire Kirk. Hire this guy.

[HAWKEYESTATE4ever]

I am only kidding, of course. But these quotes are great!!!

Will somebody please hire coach Bob Green? - Rick Reilly Go Fish Blog - ESPN

 

[hawkfarmer]

This was the best

After a close loss ... "It's kinda like watching your mother in law go off a cliff in your brand new Cadillac. You got mixed feelings.â€￾

 

[goods10]

The best one hands down...

After a big win ... "I feel like I just had a Viagra cocktail with a Cialis chaser."

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Wow, this had me laughing out loud. The guy is great. My fave was:

“If you ain’t burning up for this one, your wood’s wet."

 

[JG10Hawk]

Haha the Cadillac one really got me laughing.

 

[gohawkz]

Some of those were funny, but give Angerer a few years and he's got this guy beat hands down. After his NFL career ends I hope he becomes an announcer.

 

[HaydensDad]

Like a homely girl on a honeymoon.... Busy, Busy, Busy