ferentz favorite Christmas song?

I want moar jokes about gum chewing and vocal noises.

Like, "Silent Snort, Holy Snort"
and
"It Came Upon A Juicy Fruit Clear"
 
You're a conservative one Mr. Ferentz
You really like to kneel
You chew gum and your time management is dumb
Your're offense is as old and outdated as a Model T Wheel
Mr. Ferentz!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take Bob Stoops!
 
HaydenHawk56 said:
You're a conservative one Mr. Ferentz
You really like to kneel
You chew gum and your time management is dumb
Your're offense is as old and outdated as a Model T Wheel
Mr. Ferentz!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take Bob Stoops!
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AWESOME! WINNING
 
"The Angels Cried"
"Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy" (James' favorite song, too)
"Boo Christmas"
"We Three Clowns"
 
Ferentz Got Ran Over by the Play Clock

Do you Chew what I Chew (in the melody of Do you hear what I hear)
 
"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful (Donors)"
"Marshmallow World" (most played on Phil Parker's iPod)
"Mary's Boy Child"
"Good King Ferentz"
"What Are You (Not) Doing New Year's Eve?"
"Don't Shoot Me, Santa Gary"
"Go Tell It In Fort Kinnick"
 
"What Child Is This" (popular during the Wegher years)
"We-Sux Carol"
"First (Down) No-Hell"
"Lo How A Rose (Withers)"
"Once in Royal Hayden's City"
 
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