Hmmmm...the Kirk Coaching Tree seems to be quite, average. Or below average considering his abnormally long tenure at "average is ok and not as bad as it used to be" Iowa.
Hiring the "right coaching candidate" formula:
Family connection is a lock. Legacy Hire 101.
Ability to say nothing of substance to the media or anything critical of Kirkball.
Stability...I am here, I don't want to leave, this is a safe place to draw a salary forever.
An innate ability to do, and want to do, exactly what Kirk wants in his game plan and coaching philosophy. Dwight clones.
Creativity...LOL
Personal ambition to succeed and become a head coach...LOL
A burning desire to win, not just enough, but championships...LOL
Kirk and Brian...thanks for considering me for a coaching position...I really want to coach at Iowa...I have these 10-15 great, innovative plays...LOL
Average is ok. Correct...it has worked for 20+ years!
"I'm Still Standing" Elton John theme song.